Yessica...
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Lets see some THIGHS then, you big box tease....Woop Woop pull over that Ass to phat
Worst break up on RIU - MORPHEUS
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MightyMike530
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thats the spirit
some of these other chicks need to take a page out of your play book, namsayin
lahadaextranjera
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I see what your saying of course. However I received a 'nice' email sometime last year. I won't reveal its content but it had been written by a changed man.
The lingo to me just seems like typical troll like banter, not specific. Idk?
Yessica...
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Meh, I think I was actually born a hermaphrodite and my parents never told me. I think I have a wee bit more testosterone than some.
That or that fucking vestigial tail does something to me...hahaha
People don't HAVE to be naughty naked nudists. I don't care what they do. Just as long as they don't come and try to shit on my party.
Fun ruiners are NOT ALLOWED in the shirts off party!
theexpress
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If I give up an inch... Your gonna wanna see the following six next..
MightyMike530
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im just trying to help these ladies get more comfortable with their bodies by putting pictures of their bodies up for judgement by random strangers on some dark corner of a message board...
you understand, dont you, its for science really!
Yessica...
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I have honestly been the hostess of "naughty parties" since I was in grade 7.
Since I've now settled down in the real world, this is the next logical step.
hahahaha Pimpin IS easy!
So glad this thread worked out!
Now where the TIDDIES at?
Since I've now settled down in the real world, this is the next logical step.
hahahaha Pimpin IS easy!
So glad this thread worked out!
Now where the TIDDIES at?
Yessica...
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Just the tip? With a little face? hahahIf I give up an inch... Your gonna wanna see the following six next..
Hey man, I've been trying to do that my whole fucking life. Lead by example and all. Evidently, the circumstances have to be JUST RIGHT for a proper naked/ shirts of/ naughty party to take place.
The tree planters were the BOMB at that. I barely even had to instigate. hahaha. Guess you can see why I stayed a decade!
MightyMike530
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thanks for your contribution!
Ok I'm high enough in the correct orbit to run now. Let me go spray on the sunblock and get into my running tights and get out the door. I'll pop a Hefe soon as I get home. I have Blue Moon chilled with sliced oranges awaiting my return. See who beats me! Probably that tricky Lahottie
You gotta watch that one then again, then again you gotta watch out for Sunni she's all tricksy I could come in dead last. Usually in my competitive nature this would lead me to chug one beer to claim victory. I would then stagger my way about the neighborhood. But I've gotten wise with age, ok so I've aged at least. Hang on let me chug that Hefe....... belch.......
Psssssst no boobies from me. You all would go snow blind.
MightyMike530
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booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!Ok I'm high enough in the correct orbit to run now. Let me go spray on the sunblock and get into my running tights and get out the door. I'll pop a Hefe soon as I get home. I have Blue Moon chilled with sliced oranges awaiting my return. See who beats me! Probably that tricky Lahottie
I could come in dead last. Usually in my competitive nature this would lead me to chug one beer to claim victory. I would then stagger my way about the neighborhood. But I've gotten wise with age, ok so I've aged at least. Hang on let me chug that Hefe....... belch.......
Psssssst no boobies from me. You all would go snow blind.
but respect!
MightyMike530
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this thread....
theexpress
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it's ok I haven't seen the sun since last July... Let me see them puppiesOk I'm high enough in the correct orbit to run now. Let me go spray on the sunblock and get into my running tights and get out the door. I'll pop a Hefe soon as I get home. I have Blue Moon chilled with sliced oranges awaiting my return. See who beats me! Probably that tricky Lahottie
I could come in dead last. Usually in my competitive nature this would lead me to chug one beer to claim victory. I would then stagger my way about the neighborhood. But I've gotten wise with age, ok so I've aged at least. Hang on let me chug that Hefe....... belch.......
Psssssst no boobies from me. You all would go snow blind.
MightyMike530
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weve all put them up @curious2garden and you cant get much whiter than mines!!!
Yessica...
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MightyMike530
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Yessica...
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Make-up and electrical tape. Same thing though! Still WHITER.
Yessica...
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Nope you just look pasty. Seriously you can SEE my blood vessels through the skin, ick. Anyway MUST RUN NOW!! I haven't run this week and I don't wanna end up puffing like @lahadaextranjera at the gym, she's gonna kick my white butt for that one with her legs as long as I am tall LOL! So if I wanna keep teasing her I gotta stay in shape to out run her.