Worst break up on RIU - MORPHEUS

[bud nugbong]

lol I am lucky enough to be able to push a button and see what the deleted posts where...you are some fucked up people lol. But Ruby's smiling nut really made me laugh. That was classic.

 

[Flaming Pie]

Would any of you ladies be offended if I pm'd you a picture of my cock? Before you answer get drunk.. @Flaming Pie I can keep my head in and lick asshole...just thought you might want to know.

I wouldn't be offended. I might make fun of it tho.

No ugly/std ridden penises need apply.

@see4 no bulbous headed erections either.

 

[Yessica...]

Would any of you ladies be offended if I pm'd you a picture of my cock? Before you answer get drunk.. @Flaming Pie I can keep my head in and lick asshole...just thought you might want to know.

Will you draw a face on the tip for me?

If so - YES.

 

[botanist95]

Will you draw a face on the tip for me?

If so - YES.

i did but it wasnt good enough , rejection has put me in to deleting pics on RIU at a serious random pace!!

 

[botanist95]

I wouldn't be offended. I might make fun of it tho.

No ugly/std ridden penises need apply.

@see4 no bulbous headed erections either.

See side B for further instructions on penis sending rules.

 

[Yessica...]

i did but it wasnt good enough , rejection has put me in to deleting pics on RIU at a serious random pace!!

Is that me quoted in your sig? hahaha - I JUST noticed that.

I wanted a very specific penis face. YOU WANNA BE A BIG STAR DONT CHA???

hahaha

 

[Flaming Pie]

mickey mouse. she wants mickey mouse

 

[see4]

I wouldn't be offended. I might make fun of it tho.

No ugly/std ridden penises need apply.

@see4 no bulbous headed erections either.

It's not just the head that's bulbous. The entire shaft swells to grand size as well.

Thanks for thinking of my bulbous purple headed trouser snake.

 

[mr sunshine]

Will you draw a face on the tip for me?

If so - YES.

One time I put my gfs glasses on it, it looked like a funny face with a big nose.. true story, my gf took a pic because it looked so funny.. then one day her sister accidentally seen it while flipping threw her phone.

 

[Yessica...]

lol I am lucky enough to be able to push a button and see what the deleted posts where...you are some fucked up people lol. But Ruby's smiling nut really made me laugh. That was classic.

hahaha

Shit son, ALL of em? hahah

Sorry, AND you're welcome!

 

[Yessica...]

One time I put my gfs glasses on it, it looked like a funny face with a big nose.. true story, my gf took a pic because it looked so funny.. then one day her sister accidentally seen it while flipping threw her phone.

Love the Knobby Professor. Classic Peen fun!

 

[mr sunshine]

Love the Knobby Professor. Classic Peen fun!

I would send you one but im not sure if it's good for America. I'm going to have to ask uncle buck before I proceed. .he's my dick pic manager.

 

[Yessica...]

I would send you one but im not sure if it's good for America. I'm going to have to ask uncle buck before I proceed. .he's my dick pic manager.

And I'm waaaaaaaaaaaaiting....

Does he have to check it with his mouth or something? This is taking fuuurever!

 

[Flaming Pie]

I got a photo. I would say average length. VERY CLEAN Grade A cock.

 

[Yessica...]

I got a photo. I would say average length. VERY CLEAN Grade A cock.

Face drawn on, or no face?

Meh - I'll take it either way.

(that's what she said)

 

[Flaming Pie]

Face drawn on, or no face?

Meh - I'll take it either way.

(that's what she said)

The heart smiley face made me crack up.

 

[Yessica...]

The heart smiley face made me crack up.

This all stems from a dream I had many moons past...

I dreamed that a dude passed out at my house mid coitus. So, to show him how much I appreciated his slumber, I took a permanent marker and drew a happy face on the tip of his cock and wrote "have a nice day" down the shaft.

The next time he would go to pee, he would remember me!

I made it happen in real life, kinda. The birth of the Zombie aCOCKalypse.

Faces on dicks are just funny. fact.

 

[botanist95]

The heart smiley face made me crack up.

u said no erectedness so thats what happened i think? i dont know maybe i was dreamin.

 

[Flaming Pie]

This all stems from a dream I had many moons past...

I dreamed that a dude passed out at my house mid coitus. So, to show him how much I appreciated his slumber, I took a permanent marker and drew a happy face on the tip of his cock and wrote "have a nice day" down the shaft.

The next time he would go to pee, he would remember me!

I made it happen in real life, kinda. The birth of the Zombie aCOCKalypse.

Faces on dicks are just funny. fact.

Sleep midcoitus?

Did he come or just pass out while you were trying to ride?

 

[Yessica...]

Sleep midcoitus?

Did he come or just pass out while you were trying to ride?

It was a dream - no specifics. I'm gonna say didn't cum. Maybe passed out PRE sex. It's fictional.