Oatmeal Thread

[Yessica...]

Ya, ya, thats not really me yessica. Im a good guy deepdown, i have emotions, if you cut me do i not bleed? So I banged a bunch a hookers one time and try to roofie chicks but im still human. Ppffffttt! Rapie shlong hooker lover.

Well as long as you tell me you have a lot of FEMALE friends then I totally trust you now.

Hey, wanna come over and hang out, maybe a sleepover? We can draw pictures of animal-headed beasts raping women from behind and talk about how the rules of society can't hold us down and how life is pointless and we just want to be freeeeeee...

Until your roofies kick in, and then I'm going to do stuff to your butt. Cool?

 

[SwarthySchlong]

Confirmed Rapes: 0
Unconfirmed rapes: 0
Confirmed non rapes: more than 0
Unconfirmed non rapes: 0

 

[UncleBuck]

Best oatmeal i had was in the morning times with buttered toast. Milk instead of water (or "wah wah" for any babies reading this. [Not a wah wah pedal])

i can see the spider mites on that bun. n00b.

 

[Alienwidow]

Perhaps. Your argumentative disposition has dissuaded me to recant my original statement. A more befitting defense would be that those in my social circle would vehemently object to my being falsely labeled a sexual predator.







Oh tmeal

Yet you yourself showed up one day saying hey guys, im a sexual predator and id like to rapie some chicks. But your friends dont call you one? Ya im sure the girls youve raped are like, "no worries warty pecker, lets hang out tomorrow and forget this all happened".
How many times have these friends of yours been charecter witnesses for you creepo?

 

[see4]

Until your roofies kick in, and then I'm going to do stuff to your butt. Cool?

Yep.

 

[Yessica...]

Confirmed Rapes: 0
Unconfirmed rapes: 0
Confirmed non rapes: more than 0
Unconfirmed non rapes: 0

 

[SwarthySchlong]

Bull headed man beast taking orders from a vile leather clad woman, both standing over a sedentary woman.

They were helping her get to her feet. She slipped ,,,and all her clothes fell off

 

[SwarthySchlong]

Yet you yourself showed up one day saying hey guys, im a sexual predator and id like to rapie some chicks. But your friends dont call you one? Ya im sure the girls youve raped are like, "no worries warty pecker, lets hang out tomorrow and forget this all happened".
How many times have these friends of yours been charecter witnesses for you creepo?

All the tyme. Im thinking of her now. She loves the BBC. They suck me like a dragon. I feed them at the same time.

 

[Alienwidow]

Bull headed man beast taking orders from a vile leather clad woman, both standing over a sedentary woman.

They were helping her get to her feet. She slipped ,,,and all her clothes fell off

Sounds like a good rape alibi to me.....

 

[Yessica...]

Bull headed man beast taking orders from a vile leather clad woman, both standing over a sedentary woman.

They were helping her get to her feet. She slipped ,,,and all her clothes fell off

 

[Gary Goodson]

Bull head CLAP man beast

So you do have a std!

 

[Nutes and Nugs]

If my penis were oatmeal, it would be purple and bulbous.

 

[SwarthySchlong]

Where can i upload a pic of my dilly here without being band?

 

[Yessica...]

I just find it SO hard to believe that the OP could ever get laid without paying them or drugging them.

ZERO game. Like none.

Unless you lie to chicks you meet to get them to have sex with you?

Where can i upload a pic of my dilly here without being band?

Right here, we won't tell....shhhhhh

 

[UncleBuck]

Where can i upload a pic of my dilly here without being band?

send it to @potroast . he's old school cool.

 

[Gary Goodson]

Where can i upload a pic of my dilly here without being band?

your butt

 

[SwarthySchlong]

So you do have a std!

Correct. I have stage1 oatmealitis. Painful, viscous and creamy discharge. Tastes good with toast

 

[UncleBuck]

Correct. I have stage1 oatmealitis. Painful, viscous and creamy discharge. Tastes good with toast

have you tried ingesting ostrich milk?

 

[Yessica...]

He probably is just lying about how big it is, which is why he won't post it in public for everyone to see.

Pfffft.

Probably got shot off in Army or something.

 

[SwarthySchlong]

have you tried ingesting ostrich milk?

This particular beverage is foreign to me. Perhaps I shall research it before consideration.

 

[UncleBuck]

This particular beverage is foreign to me. Perhaps I shall research it before consideration.

ask your mother about it. i'm sure she's had a ton of it.

like finshaggy's mom.