Oatmeal Thread

Yessica...

Yessica...

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SwarthySchlong said:
I guess this is where I'm supposed to rectify my actions and clear my name or correct your exaggerations. How cliche.
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Oh, and I don't expect you to rectify shit. Just don't go saying your this "good guy" with all these "female friends". I've never heard you say anything kind towards a women. Its either

"Bitch in my class be harassing my buzz, fuck that hoe. She just needs a little of my BBC in her pussy"

or

"I will destroy her. Demolished in the pretentious catacombs of my loins, as my milky baby butter spawns in and around his face...Um....I mean Her face....totally a girl....no butt stuff....no homo...."

SELFIE

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SwarthySchlong

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Yessica... said:
I like the picture. Not you though. FYI
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Antagonize me
Chastise me
Only a matter of time before you realize we
Will be locked in that embrace
With my hand placed on your waist
The other, inside your face
Gracefully shove my fingers in your mouth
Like a fish hook
She Mistook me
No doubt
Outer body experience
Pleasure your sentience
Desecrate your pussy
Ruin your innocence
Sentenced for punishment
Because you are unworthy
Open up your pussyhole
And beg your new God for mercy
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Yessica...

Yessica...

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I'm not reading your poems. Just saying. I don't feel like it.

EDIT: I thought you were going to post a picture of your peen.
 
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SwarthySchlong

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Yessica... said:
i've never heard you say anything kind towards a women. Its either

"Bitch in my class be harassing my buzz, fuck that hoe. She just needs a little of my BBC in her pussy"

or

"I will destroy her. Demolished in the pretentious catacombs of my loins, as my milky baby butter spawns in and around his face...Um....I mean Her face....totally a girl....no butt stuff...
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This is what my friend said. She says my sexual aggression is synonymous with misogyny, then explicated in detail. I felt like a real asshole. I love women. Don't want them hurt.
 
Yessica...

Yessica...

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SwarthySchlong said:
This is what my friend said. She says my sexual aggression is synonymous with misogyny, then explicated in detail. I felt like a real asshole. I love women. Don't want them hurt.
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Still though, do you like it here? What's the draw for you? Just seems like everyone here calls your a fuck face all the time. Why do you keep coming back?
 
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SwarthySchlong

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Yessica... said:
I'm not reading your poems. Just saying. I don't feel like it.

EDIT: I thought you were going to post a picture of your peen.
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I don't mind. I just write for the entertainment of the moment. It's like when i create visual artwork: it was fun and satiating during the creation, but when once it's complete, it's over and I don't care about it anymore.


Last time i posted my dilly i was banned ,

Nsfw tags are not on this site no?
 
Yessica...

Yessica...

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SwarthySchlong said:
I don't mind. I just write for the entertainment of the moment. It's like when i create visual artwork: it was fun and satiating during the creation, but when once it's complete, it's over and I don't care about it anymore.


Last time i posted my dilly i was banned ,

Nsfw tags are not on this site no?
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I'm not sure what one of those tags means. But there's one of those "NSFW" in the pix that make you laugh thread. People post their peen all the time in there.
 
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SwarthySchlong

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Yessica... said:
Still though, do you like it here? What's the draw for you? Just seems like everyone here calls your a fuck face all the time. Why do you keep coming back?
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I enjoy writing. ..
And Reading nonsensical pulp.

Are people really insulting me? Or am I mentally decrypting symbols with the aid of my vision and interpreting them into hostile language oppositional to my virtual pseudonymous presence on this website vicariously thru this electronic handheld device?
 
Yessica...

Yessica...

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SwarthySchlong said:
I enjoy writing. ..
And Reading nonsensical pulp.

Are people really insulting me? Or am I mentally decrypting symbols with the aid of my vision and interpreting them into hostile language oppositional to my virtual pseudonymous presence on this website vicariously thru this electronic handheld device?
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Nope.

People are really insulting you.
 
Alienwidow

Alienwidow

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SwarthySchlong said:
I enjoy writing. ..
And Reading nonsensical pulp.

Are people really insulting me? Or am I mentally decrypting symbols with the aid of my vision and interpreting them into hostile language oppositional to my virtual pseudonymous presence on this website vicariously thru this electronic handheld device?
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Uhhhh, ya. We pretty much all dont like you, do you think were just prettending to not like you so you get more disgusting by the minute?
 
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SwarthySchlong

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Alienwidow said:
Uhhhh, ya. We pretty much all dont like you, do you think were just prettending to not like you so you get more disgusting by the minute?
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I did not put much thought into it really. I was going to get more disgusting and deviant regardless. I think a person has not liked me before. If I recall correctly, I made it through it... or something. I do not believe I was gravely harmed or killed during the process,,,not that I remember.
 
Yessica...

Yessica...

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Most people here have families, and people they care about, and mothers and daughters and sisters.

And, at least for me, when you talk about violating women, Yissing in their face, talking about how marriage and kids is "against some natural hedonistic bullshit", and paying very young poor prostitutes for sex, it's just gross. Because those women are peoples daughters too. And mothers.

Oh, and the gay-selfie photo series is hard to come back from. Like the gayest shit I have ever seen. And I've seen guys getting their dicks sucked and snoodling and goat see.

Your pictures were gay-er.
 
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SwarthySchlong

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Yessica... said:
Most people here have families, and people they care about, and mothers and daughters and sisters.

And, at least for me, when you talk about violating women, Yissing in their face, talking about how marriage and kids is "against some natural hedonistic bullshit", and paying very young poor prostitutes for sex, it's just gross. Because those women are peoples daughters too. And mothers.

Oh, and the gay-selfie photo series is hard to come back from. Like the gayest shit I have ever seen. And I've seen guys getting their dicks sucked and snoodling and goat see.

Your pictures were gay-er.
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Firstly, I'm not a homophobe, but I don't really care about gay ppl or gay stuff. Not my lifestyle. Complete indifference.

Secondly, hypothetically, let's say I paid a young whore. Does that really make me a disgusting person taking advantage of "poor ppl" or whatever, or am I the one being exploited due to my home country's puritanical ideation deeming sex taboo, enabling women from third world countries able to capitalize off me (and other men like me)? I actually help a lot of ppl from these regions of the world. Unrequited. ]
Regardless, it's sex. I still respect these women or any other women for that matter. I don't know your mother, daughter, sister. If i did, i would respect them equally as well.

The whole disrespectful thing was referring to aggressive sex acts.

Idk. Im fuckin hungry. Oatmeal.
 
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