I fucking LOVE "the gays"!!!

leftyguitar

leftyguitar

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Yessica... said:
I know its impossible to say I love all of a certain kind of people, because I havent met all of that kind of person.

But, I have never met a gay I didn't like. Maybe Ive just been really lucky? There has to be some assholes out there - obvi.

But every gay I have met, has been lovely. So if I ever call you "a gay" or say something is queer - it is my highest compliment.

BECAUSE I FUCKING LOVE "YOU PEOPLE".

It may be rascist, or biggoty, or whatever to lump y'all in together. But I had to say it!!!!
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I have def met some bitchy guys. A lotta nice peeps too.
 
Alienwidow

Alienwidow

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Yessica... said:
Oh, I was just saying in my experience - and generally.

They tend to be a folk that I have a lot in common with. Must be all the cock sucking! hahah

Hey @Alienwidow - it's nice in here.
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Mmmm........bountiful penis. I love the gays. I accidentally tried picking up a gay woman the other day and things were going really well until she told me she was gay. But then she pawned me off on her friend barbie (they were both rollerderby chicks) and barbie was a 21 year old blond that loved guys with beards and had a very comfy bed. And of course stupid ass me lost her number somewhere from the bar to my house. Fml! :wall::hump::wall::hump:
 
Yessica...

Yessica...

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Alienwidow said:
Mmmm........bountiful penis. I love the gays. I accidentally tried picking up a gay woman the other day and things were going really well until she told me she was gay. But then she pawned me off on her friend barbie (they were both rollerderby chicks) and barbie was a 21 year old blond that loved guys with beards and had a very comfy bed. And of course stupid ass me lost her number somewhere from the bar to my house. Fml! :wall::hump::wall::hump:
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Noooooooooo!

Can;t you just go back to the roller derby place? Hang out at practice?

All is not lost - don't be such a FAG!

hahaha
 
Alienwidow

Alienwidow

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Yessica... said:
Noooooooooo!

Can;t you just go back to the roller derby place? Hang out at practice?

All is not lost - don't be such a FAG!

hahaha
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I went back to the bar i met her at and nobody knows her there, i didnt meet her at an event or i would go find her. I bet ill run into her again. Unfortunately i cant really see a relationship developing, shes only 21, but she brought me back to her place and got me drunk and lured me into her chambers for a hide the mushroom match so i didnt feel like a creepo. I might if i saw her again though....lmao but id still hit it again!
 
Yessica...

Yessica...

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Alienwidow said:
I went back to the bar i met her at and nobody knows her there, i didnt meet her at an event or i would go find her. I bet ill run into her again. Unfortunately i cant really see a relationship developing, shes only 21, but she brought me back to her place and got me drunk and lured me into her chambers for a hide the mushroom match so i didnt feel like a creepo. I might if i saw her again though....lmao but id still hit it again!
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Meh, age is just a number - if you like her.

There are some mature 21 year olds. There are also some fucking retarded ones.

haha.
 
Yessica...

Yessica...

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Alienwidow said:
Shes a cool chick but the vibe wasnt there. Generation gap. She woulda made a nice trophy wife tough.
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You ever internet date?

I met my dude on the inter web dating.

I think it's great. You really get to screen the shit out of someone first.

I think it would be wicked for dudes too. Because there are a lot of girls that can't carry out a conversation to save their lives. At least on internets you can see if someone has something good to say before wasting monies on a date or something...

Also there's lots of whores on the internet dating sites - so it's a pretty easy way to get laid by skanks too!
 
Alienwidow

Alienwidow

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Yessica... said:
You ever internet date?

I met my dude on the inter web dating.

I think it's great. You really get to screen the shit out of someone first.

I think it would be wicked for dudes too. Because there are a lot of girls that can't carry out a conversation to save their lives. At least on internets you can see if someone has something good to say before wasting monies on a date or something...

Also there's lots of whores on the internet dating sites - so it's a pretty easy way to get laid by skanks too!
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Nope, i prefer the old fasioned way of going to parties and gettin drunk. One day ill find my hunni bunni.
 
Alienwidow

Alienwidow

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Yessica... said:
Or an STD
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Every after newyears i get my willy checked. I love dirty girls, the ones that make pinkfloyd record girls sound sheltered lol. I attract crazy i guess. Still herpe and hiv free after my wild rides. Ive seen the hiv carnage first hand so i advocate regular wennis testing. Just sayin. Damn im drunk.
 
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