Yessica...'s AMA

Yessica...

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Would you enjoy the rhyme of the ancient mariner being sung to you as you fell asleep?
I would
YES!


I sing the Mariners revenge song at least once a week int he shower. My shower routine is timed to the whole song.

EDIT: oooops I linked the wrong song originally.

Before I go I also wanted to say @mainliner FUCK YOU!
Awwwww muffin. I love you dirty bird. I hope you come back when you feel better.
 
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Yessica...

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Can someone please explain to warty cock that I will not respond to him because I think he is super gross and the thought of a moment of interaction with him makes me want to rip off my own face?

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He doesn't seem to be listening to me. Must be the vagina.
 

SwarthySchlong

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Why do you suppose there are not many published photographs of celestial scenery adjacent to the planet and the spatial area just outside Earth's atmosphere?
 

SwarthySchlong

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Quid pro quo clarice. You ask, I ask.

How are you seeing the screen to type right now with all the BUCKETS of semen in your eyes? Like your face is CAKED man.
I was wondering when you'd ask me such a question. How lasciviously inquisitive. Sorry to disappoint, but your sexually warped fantasies have led you to a hallucinatory reality. My semen remains in my sack. My bucket is only used to fetch water to combat possible drug induced self-immolation.
 
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SwarthySchlong

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Can you remember how old you were when the "big scary man-shape" started appearing in your nightmares and touching your downstairs area?
Man-shape? You mean hatman and the shadow people? They do not touch. They don't visit anymore. I don't think they ever have to be honest.
How did the sound of your last rape victims cries sound? Was it muffled? Do you think about it often? Do the tears of the ones you have hurt haunt your dreams?
Never raped anyone or anything. The ones who I have hurt are probably dead and they do not haunt my dreams directly.
 

mainliner

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Ps ... The " FUCKOFF MAINER" "FUCKOFF SUNSHINE" is a thing we do :)

and have been for the past year, but i think he's fucking doing it with someone else behind my back !!

i swear if i find him telling anyone else to FUCK OFF man that's it!!!!


££OKALLRIGHT $$$ ;)
 
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