I hope you enjoy this thought experiment! What would you do if you were the last person on Earth?

curious2garden

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Unclebaldrick said:
I guess the first few days would be spent looking for other people or at least some sort of cause for every bodies disappearance. I would probably visit the camping store and the pharmacy and load up on supplies. Gas shouldn't be too much of a problem to get so I would stop by an RV place and get myself something pretty posh to travel in. And then a road trip...

Places on my list... Art museums (build my own collection), Area 51 (because the truth is out there), history museums (illuminated manuscripts and other curiosities). I guess I would probably hit Vegas because I assume that's where they make Real Dolls. Eventually I would head to DC and take up residence in the Smithsonian Castle or the White House. Maybe commute to Southern California in the winter.

Somewhere in DC should be some excellent communication devices. I would try to reach out to the rest of the world and see what's going on there. Then I would find a way to get to Europe. Drink all their fine wines and liquors, cross the channel and burn down mainliners house. First I would make sure that he is not also alive. If he were, I would hunt him down and make him my bitch.
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Save yourself the trip to Dreamland, the truth commutes there, but resides at Edwards.
 
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Dyna808

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DrunkenRampage said:
well, when it was obvious im the last person, why not have fun? first, id hit the pharmacies. get all those fun drugs i could never really afford cause, why not? than id hit the banks, just in case people came back. id go help myself to a new truck fresh off the lot. to the liquor store, cause if i crash the truck ill just go grab a new one. id be hungry at this point. off to home depot to grab the best grill they have. move into a house i like better than mine. actually, id probably just take over a military base and live there. off to the trading post and remove neumorus truck loads of guns and ammunition, and fishing gear so i could hunt and eat. i would masturbate copiously. everywhere. obviously there would be no power so i would swipe all types of genorators and any types of fuels i could get my hands on. since there would be no internet i would jack a truck load of porn mags and dvds. id grab a few really nice chainsaws, a truck load actually, eveything im taking now will be in truck loads. install a would stove for a solid heat sorce power cant fuck with. when that light hits the horizon, ill be engaging with my surface to air missiles and chillin in my M-1 AAbrahams. id probably launch a few ICBMs and wipe a few countries off the map just for kicks.
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So what you're saying is, you'd go on a drunken rampage?
 
DrunkenRampage

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Dyna808 said:
So what you're saying is, you'd go on a drunken rampage?
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yup, a drunken rampage involving intercontinental ballistic missiles, tanks, hymar rockets, and apache attack choppers. and after i jam my face into a kilo to get to scarface status, id jack a c130 gun ship, make a few passes over capitol hill and FUCK SHIT UP....
 
Singlemalt

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Discovery Channel had a series like this a couple years ago with the twist of a timeline of when shit starts falling apart. IIRC you have about 2-3 weeks before the electric grid stops. Thus, you need to work your ass off for that time period getting all the gasoline you can; perishable foods, perishable meds, etc. So, I'd collect generators, refrigerators/freezers, some gasoline and LP tankers; antibiotics and other meds from hospitals; foods from grocery stores during the 1st week. Set up transportation vehicles(bikes, motorcycles, pickup trucks) at various points so I wouldn't have to spend most of a day walking as I live 20 mi from town. Set up a buncha fuel storage tanks; then raid the solar power company and set up solar at my place. Then I'd go to all the ranches and vineyards in my aquifer and shut down their power. I figger after a month I could start playing and fuckin off. And yes I have thought about this previously
 
theexpress

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Padawanbater2 said:
Day 1: You wake up. You walk outside, there's no traffic outside your door. You walk down the block, nothing, no people, empty cars, empty shops, nobody in sight.

-What do you do?

Day 30: Still, no one in sight, not even bodies. You've searched hundreds of buildings by now, not a trace... Where has everyone gone?

-What do you do?

Day 366: Day 1 of year 2: You wake up. You walk outside. Still... nobody there.. as far as you know, you're the last person on Earth.. Your garden still grows, your livestock still feed.. the daily routine remains.. yet, you are still here.. alone..

-What do you do?

Day 3,651: Day 1 of year 11: You wake up. You walk outside... still, nobody is there..

Day 9,125...

Day 18,250...

One day, you wake up, at age 75.. you walk outside.. and you see an unusual light in the sky.. you see it land on the horizon..

-What do you do?
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Masterbate into the sea hoping a fish evolves into a mermaid
 
panhead

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Knowing my wife , childred & grand kids are all gone i know exactly what i'd do , i would go to my safe & grab 50 zanax bars & go to sleep forever .

Even without my wife i dont think i'll make it more than a month , no sad story shit just fact , after 40 yrs together the sorrow of loss would be too great to bear , everybody who thinks it'd be fun is tragically wrong , without family life itself is pointless .
 
Mindmelted

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panhead said:
Knowing my wife , childred & grand kids are all gone i know exactly what i'd do , i would go to my safe & grab 50 zanax bars & go to sleep forever .

Even without my wife i dont think i'll make it more than a month , no sad story shit just fact , after 40 yrs together the sorrow of loss would be too great to bear , everybody who thinks it'd be fun is tragically wrong , without family life itself is pointless .
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How is your wife panhead?
Mine passed away on jan 14 2014 and UB finds it funny to call her worm food.
After 23 years together i fully know what you mean.Only thing that keeps me going is the grand kids.
Hope all is well with your loved ones.
 
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panhead

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Mindmelted said:
How is your wife panhead?
Mine passed away on jan 14 2014 and UB finds it funny to call her worm food.
After 23 years together i fully no what you mean.Only thing that keeps me going is the grand kids.
Hope all is well with your loved ones.
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She is recovering nicely after the surgery , thank you for asking , today is the 1st day i left her side at the hospital , i had to cause her helper dog was going berzerk & wouldnt allow our son in the home to feed him , plus i needed a shower badly .
Were hoping to have her home within the next week .

Sorry for your loss man , truly , we lost our eldest son in Iraq & i still feel him in bed with me sleeping as if he was still a child , then i wake up & he isnt there & im fucked , or i have dreams where its all been a big mistake & he walks thru the door & im happy as hell he's home , then i wake up & am fucked .

Im sure you go thru the same shit , without family life is meaningless.
 
Mindmelted

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panhead said:
She is recovering nicely after the surgery , thank you for asking , today is the 1st day i left her side at the hospital , i had to cause her helper dog was going berzerk & wouldnt allow our son in the home to feed him , plus i needed a shower badly .
Were hoping to have her home within the next week .

Sorry for your loss man , truly , we lost our eldest son in Iraq & i still feel him in bed with me sleeping as if he was still a child , then i wake up & he isnt there & im fucked , or i have dreams where its all been a big mistake & he walks thru the door & im happy as hell he's home , then i wake up & am fucked .

Im sure you go thru the same shit , without family life is meaningless.
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Sorry for the loss of your son.
That must be rough and I feel for you.
Hope all goes well with your wife and she is home soon.
Peace...
 
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