SwarthySchlong
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Deviation from homophobic insults to "yo momma" jokes? I am slightly impressed (and a bit relieved) that you know anything else to be honest.
my cartoon
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SwarthySchlong
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Lol
Yessica...
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Yessica...
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You're not worth my best material. You probably wouldn't even understand my obscure band references or pop culture remarks...
Pfffft.
SwarthySchlong
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Oh yea? Well I probably could implement some esoteric information that you have not yet been familiarized with in a satirical format as well.
Yessica...
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Are we in a spelling contest? Do you really talk like this in real life?
GAK - you sound like a pretentious douche bag. If I heard someone talking like that to me, I'd want to punch them right in the mouth...
http://www.pompousasswords.com/www/index.htm
SwarthySchlong
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I am doing quite swell. Thank you for asking. Likewise, how is this day fairing you?how r u today swarthy?
just a general question
Ps .... How old r u ? U don't have to say if you don't want
My age? I've had a relatively fair amount of revolutions around our Sun.
SwarthySchlong
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Correction: there's no e in contradictory.
No my verbal speech is not synonymous with my composed literature. I actually have poor enunciation which is often inaudible; sounds like a series of grunts and babbling.
I enjoy syntax and language in general (not just English)
It's like a puzzle game. Also, I like to be articulate when writing. It is satiating to me and somewhat humorous. In a way, I guess it could br perceived as a mockery to language.
Cuz i culd easily type like dis feel me shawdy? It dont matter cuz da hole point of language is communication n e wayz
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Yessica...
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That was a TEST. The second part of that picture was "anyone who corrects the spelling of contradictory is a pretentious know-it-all douchebag with a little penis and a lot of self-loathing masked by blatant homo-erotic rage and displaced anger towards women."
The experiment was a SUCCESS!
SwarthySchlong
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Correction: homoerotic is one word and not hyphenated.
Yessica...
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Fuck man, quit trying to get me to verbally bash you so you can get an erection and then use your tears as lubrication whilst you choke-masterbate yourself. You sick man.
Here, buy one of these:
I'll be praying for you....
.....to die.
SwarthySchlong
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Hahaha
Im pretty sure you're the one who gets off on patronizing me with your meek attempts at abasement. You know you will get support from other members because you are a woman and I am perceived as eccentric and disrespectful, which you perpetuated with your crocodile tears.
Freak
Im pretty sure you're the one who gets off on patronizing me with your meek attempts at abasement. You know you will get support from other members because you are a woman and I am perceived as eccentric and disrespectful, which you perpetuated with your crocodile tears.
Freak
Yessica...
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Reading your posts makes me want to sew up my vagina.
SwarthySchlong
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So, there won't be any other option but anal right?
Consensual, of course
Rapist accusation averted.
Gary Goodson
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@Alienwidow best post of the year!
I'm fucking dying of laughter over here
Edit: ^^^seems to fit this thread
Yessica...
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Thank you, thank you very much!
And in case I don't see ya - good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight!
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SwarthySchlong
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Hahahaha bruh wtf is that
How unsettling
How unsettling
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