My Craigslist Ad for sex

[Flaming Pie]

bbw means big black woman I believe.

 

[Gary Goodson]

bbw means big black woman I believe.

nope, its "big beautiful woman"

Urban Dictionary
BBW
A word that fat chicks use as a euphemism for fat. These girls usually run personal ads calling themselves "pleasingly plump." Sure, you're pleasingly plump if the South Pole is refreshingly chilly.
by Pimp Dogg October 21, 2003

 

[Skuxx]

I used to think it meant big breasted woman. I guess that applies since fat ones usually have big titties

 

[abe supercro]

 

[Unclebaldrick]

I need a distraction. Does this look ok? You get my pic too, so a two-fer. Feel free to reply.


http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/cas/4845800466.html

Older Man Seeks The Most Nasty BBW - m4w - 45 (PDX Metro Area)

age : 45 body : big height : 6'0" occupation : sexual performer status : widowed
drugs : sometimes interests : Sex all day.



This older man,45, is the horniest, randiest, nasty dude searching for a specific BBW in this local area. BBW person-I ask if you have an out of control sex drive and you are either constantly thinking about sex or are fucking/sucking all the time, then we need to chat. I know you ate out there. Don't hide. Come out and be proud. Join me in some of the most fun and nasty sex ever. Even if you are married-lets get together and fuck.

• do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers

Dear stud-muffin,

I am not a BBW but I am super into cosplay. I have been wanting to do a ladyboy costume for years but now that Bruce Jenner has raised the level of public freak show, I think I am ready.

My biggest concern is that I am a 5'11" slenderman with green eyes and a very pale completion. I am concerned that it my BBW would come off racist. This is sad, because I have had the soul of a BBW since I was six. I used to dress up like Florida from Good Times by stealing my Aunt's mumus.

 

[Unclebaldrick]

It is important that I break this post up as my real goal is to reach 5000 posts. Lately I have seriously doubted that I would ever make it.

So anyway... These mumus. I would take them from the clothes line. And I would put them on act like a BBW. But not only that... We lived in a suburb where nobody had enough money to hire maids (the Irish being so cheap on account of the war) so people would cll the police on a B of any type. So I practiced in the upstairs loft of the garage.

 

[Unclebaldrick]

No matter how I tried I could never get the makeup right. I always looked like a little Al Jolson. My sisters and mother didn't have the right makeup and this was years before Hot Topic...

 

[tightpockt]

100 ro$es!

 

[Unclebaldrick]

But thank God for that Clump family. They showed me that modern makeup tech had come a long way. Being an Emo (47%)/Goth (53%) I was quickly able to break into the Cosplay crowd. I thought that the Furries (about 50% of cosplay people are Furries) would accept me in my BBW guise but the were really intimidated whenever I got my head a swiveling.

 

[Unclebaldrick]

100 ro$es!

Hey, Shut Up! This is my fucking Barbara Walters Diane Sawyer moment!

 

[Unclebaldrick]

So this left me in a bind. When even Furries reject you...

But then I saw your ad. Is sex really all you think about? Does the fact that I have the soul of a BBW "do it" for you? Do you think Florida is hot? Because nowadays I got that shit down. I have been living in a home for BBWs for the last 13 months without arousing any bodies suspicion.

Anybody's?

What are you looking at Bitch? This is MY computer time!

 

[WeedFreak78]

Dear stud-muffin,

I am not a BBW but I am super into cosplay. I have been wanting to do a ladyboy costume for years but now that Bruce Jenner has raised the level of public freak show, I think I am ready.

My biggest concern is that I am a 5'11" slenderman with green eyes and a very pale completion. I am concerned that it my BBW would come off racist. This is sad, because I have had the soul of a BBW since I was six. I used to dress up like Florida from Good Times by stealing my Aunt's mumus.

like this?

 

[Unclebaldrick]

Bitch thinks she's all that!

Anyway, now that I have fully realized my BBW personae I am ready to get busy. I dig disgusting old men who think about sex all the time. Whanna put you weenis into my "hoo-hoo-dilly?" and by this I mean my butt prosthesis?

 

[Unclebaldrick]

like this?

Way better than that. That doesn't look like Florida at all.

 

[KLITE]

Sounds a bit serial killery to me...

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

Way better than that. That doesn't look like Florida at all.

This is what Florida really looks like.
Is this you Unk Baldrick?

 

[heckler73]

Jerry Springer...
Is that who Zappa was writing about in Willie the Pimp, or was it just a coincidence?
...tryin' to buy some pussy with a third party cheque.

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

So this left me in a bind. When even Furries reject you...

But then I saw your ad. Is sex really all you think about? Does the fact that I have the soul of a BBW "do it" for you? Do you think Florida is hot? Because nowadays I got that shit down. I have been living in a home for BBWs for the last 13 months without arousing any bodies suspicion.

Anybody's?

What are you looking at Bitch? This is MY computer time!

I've always had a thing for Florida



Go onnn.......

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

I Want To Live As An Actual Sex Slave! - m4m (Anywhere Necessary)

body : average height : 5'10" (177cm)personality : Submissive, Cock-Hungrystatus : married

age: 30



I know this may sound strange to some, but it is my fetish and I'm dying to make it come true. I want to become nothing more than a sex object. I don't care if that means volunteering for human trafficking (mild exaggeration [sort of]). I want to abandon my old life to become your prisoner. Your victim; a toy for relieving men, or anyone who wishes to use me, male or female. I am very submissive and will always do as I'm told.
Also, I am very fond of the thought of being dressed up like a woman, or being made to get implants and transformed into your bimbo slut, but it is not a requirement. However, if we do go down that road, I would like you to choose the size of my breasts, lips, butt, or anything else. Again, I am more than willing to stay male, if that's what you wish.
Final thought. Another option, but not something required for me to go through with this. If you want to abduct me when I'm not expecting it, I love the thought of that. I am willing to provide any and all information about my daily routines, my address, phone number, where I work, etc. As I've said, I want to become your prisoner. You can do anything to me that you want, as long as it gets you off.
My old life will not exist anymore. I will only live to serve you, friends/clients of yours, or anyone else you wish. Your cock is my new life and will do everything I can to please you.
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DISCLAIMER: This ad is not for those with high morals. What I'm looking for is someone to who wants to control every aspect of my life and do so knowing I was desperate enough to give up my friends, family, wife, and everything else. If you're bothered by any of this, my ad isn't for you.
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• do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers

post id: 5483260402


posted: 2016-03-09 2:35am


updated: 2016-03-09 2:36am

 

[bu$hleaguer]

^^^

Cock-hungrystatus: married