Break ups: The survivors guide. WITH SCHEMATICS. Please add your 2 cents...

Yessica...

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sorry to hear things suck..here's some titties to cheer you up!
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Sniff....sniff...

Thanks buddy. It would be nicer with a little nip slip, but they are quite spectacular.

HA-ZA - just thought of something...

Whilst I am still emotionally barren but my when libido is back on track, I'm going to have sex with another lady,

IT IS DECIDED!!!!!
 

Yessica...

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Awwwwwwwes thanks all, you're making my feelings feel better!

Off to fucking science camp. I feel like I might die of exhaustion. I wish I was into meth or something.

I think they're off the line out there - so I'll miss ya.

Don't do anything I wouldn't do....










Ahem, titties....
 

StonedFarmer

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yessiica, I lost an eight year marriage... first thing I did was fuck her best friends... week later she hacked my facebook saw what happened tried talking. fuck that, changed my number and now I got a pretty lil thang...


you can se her up if you want, butI gotta watch from the corner
 

mr sunshine

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This fat girl (tatanka) I work with tried to rape me last night when we were leaving the bar with a bunch of other co-worker type people...I turned her down by just leaving her standing there when she tried to kiss me and grab my dick at the same time....she was all sad... I hope this helps... here is a cropped pic from the group pic I took.. she thinks she has really nice boobs, she was bragging about them all night...I think her boobs suck and that your boobs are cool @Yessica...
You didn't let her choke on your dick? That's someone's mom, you missed your opportunity.
 

Hookabelly

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You should travel to WA
YESSS! then you can party with me too. After you get through with the BIGsby.

I am confused though. Didn't you just say earlier this week you and your B/F were partying? did you have a massive fight? Did he leave b/c you are a corporate chick now? Are you too smart for him? HE got exhausted by your verbal jousting? WHAT? (so pm me if you don't want to share)
 

Yessica...

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yessiica, I lost an eight year marriage... first thing I did was fuck her best friends... week later she hacked my facebook saw what happened tried talking. fuck that, changed my number and now I got a pretty lil thang...


you can se her up if you want, butI gotta watch from the corner
Yes please...hahah

Mine look like the blonde girls!
@Yessica... I may be joining the single crew at this rate. Bf fallen asleep already and it's only 11pm on Friday night! Gonna hide the weed and get him on coke! :)
Oh my - RIU with the both of us SINGLE?

Shit may have just gotten real....hahahah

YESSS! then you can party with me too. After you get through with the BIGsby.

I am confused though. Didn't you just say earlier this week you and your B/F were partying? did you have a massive fight? Did he leave b/c you are a corporate chick now? Are you too smart for him? HE got exhausted by your verbal jousting? WHAT? (so pm me if you don't want to share)
PM me for sure - it's way too long and drawn out of an explanation for this place.

This is a place of HAPPINESS!!!!
 

mainliner

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hi yessica :)

trousers is feeling little guilty for being a dick to you lol

no ones talking to him and i said you need to apologize to yessica then .

lol

he had a meltdown Hahaha !!!

:)
 

Yessica...

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hi yessica :)

trousers is feeling little guilty for being a dick to you lol

no ones talking to him and i said you need to apologize to yessica then .

lol

he had a meltdown Hahaha !!!

:)
I don't know how he can possibly apologize to me. He is on ignore.

Fuuuuuuuuuurever!

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torontoke

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Sniff....sniff...

Thanks buddy. It would be nicer with a little nip slip, but they are quite spectacular.

HA-ZA - just thought of something...

Whilst I am still emotionally barren but my when libido is back on track, I'm going to have sex with another lady,

IT IS DECIDED!!!!!
You should put it on pay per view or at least film it.
You would make a nice chunk of cash just from the hornballs on here.
 
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