Last time you got punched in the face?
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racerboy71
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i totally forgot about this one..
i was at a local flea market, walking around, when i hear this lady saying, that scum bag just ashed on my kid.. i looked around when i realized i was the scum bag in question.. i got kind of shitty with the lady as i love kids and never even saw her rug rat and most certainly wouldn't ash my cig on her brat on purpose and told her so..
she got equally as shitty back, then she bum rushes me, and punches me square in the face, my sun glasses go flying and shit.. i was in complete and utter shock.. good thing i'm not a scum bag and didn't return the favor because i surly would have cleaned the c words clock, and rightfully so..
i was at a local flea market, walking around, when i hear this lady saying, that scum bag just ashed on my kid.. i looked around when i realized i was the scum bag in question.. i got kind of shitty with the lady as i love kids and never even saw her rug rat and most certainly wouldn't ash my cig on her brat on purpose and told her so..
she got equally as shitty back, then she bum rushes me, and punches me square in the face, my sun glasses go flying and shit.. i was in complete and utter shock.. good thing i'm not a scum bag and didn't return the favor because i surly would have cleaned the c words clock, and rightfully so..
Hookabelly
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RB you are such a gentleman. "the C word"
skunkd0c
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You were mistaken for a homosexual by some bigots and subsequently became the victim of a hate crime
racerboy71
bud bootlegger
well, i know most women despise that word, but honestly, there was no other word to describe this piece of trash..
Hookabelly
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I don't despise it. On the contrary: I think in some instances it's quite an apt word. A bitch is someone who constantly complains, is stuck up, or is just negative all around.
A cunt is someone who is just low down and mean. You know, someone who's just mean to be mean. Like that cunt in the flea market.
One of my favorite words is "cunty." LOL . I mean in an instance where no other word will do… as in "That was such a cunty move."
ODanksta
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I pulled a gun last night on a crackhead that was trying to open my car door. I was at a gas station and he was asking for change I said I didn't have any and he saw change in my console and the dumb fuck tried to open my passenger side door.. I pulled it out quick, he is lucky I didn't pistol whip the fuck outta him
BeerShnob
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In college a couple of thugs tried to bully their way into a party by pushing down the hostess. I did not take kindly to that as the hostess was my friend and I proceeded to confront them. One swung a knife at me and as I was dodging, the other caught me in the cheek. As I was 1.5x their size, I was more pissed than hurt or scared. I kicked one guy balls and about ripped out the other guy's throat in a choke hold. After smashing my fist into his nose a few times he dropped like a sack of flour and I picked up the guy whose balls were busted. He was promptly thrown down a flight of stairs. I walked back into the party, was cheered by the attendees, and was later given a bj. The best punch I ever received!
King Arthur
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Last time I got punched in the face I was working at a starbucks and it was 4:30 am. I open the store and find out that I was working in a store without coffee... like how the fuck do you run a coffee shop without beans. So I sent the other dude I was working with to the other store because I would be without coffee for 3 hours had I not made that decision.
Well jack ass takes his time and what should have been 15 minutes turned into 45 and so here is what happened while he was gone.
5:01 am I opened the store by myself regardless of having beans, the first person to come in came crashing through the door and I looked into her eyes and saw a fear that I have never in my life seen. I grabbed her pulled her behind me and saw this dude come running in after her. He was about 6 feet tall or more and his hair was like einstein. He was wearing no shirt or shoes and just sweat pants.
I turn back to the girl and tell her to get in the back room and block the door and I look at the guy with this weird ass grin and say "Not today sir, if you'd like some coffee I could do that for you but if you have anything to say to the lady you can do that later."
He laughed at me and picked up an entire table above his head swinging it in the air like he was going to toss it at me. To tell you all the truth I was so confused I didn't know what the hell was going on so I pulled out my cell phone while watching him and dialed the po po's
Dude dropped the table and walked over to the milk and sugar bar and he starts pouring the milk into his mouth from like 2 feet away and smiling at me like some fuckin drug addict lololol
I knew I was in shit I picked up the phone told the lady get your ass to starbucks on blank n blank then she asked me what the cross street was I asked her if she was fucking stupid I just told her the cross street and dropped the phone because his ass was charging at me.
He jumped over the counter and I blocked the door to the back, I went to swing at him and his arm was inches longer than mine and I saw my fist fall short as my entire body got jolted back like 6 feet and I slammed my head into the tile. Seeing stars the dude jumped right on me and started wailing on my face (just had jaw surgery a year or so before this in three places) put my arms up to block my face and started thinking what the fuck am I going to do this guy is going to kill me.
Yelling at me "why did you call the cops, why did you call them, why blah bllah blah" then he started to open hand slap me in the head cuz i was blocking my jaw. With one arm he was trying to remove his pants and the other one slappin me in the face I knew it was time to man the fuck up.
His hand lifted and came down and I bit the fuck out of his hand, something inside me woke up and I threw his ass off me, I kicked him in the face as hard as I could and he didn't even blink. Shoved his back right into the corner of the metal dishwasher and I ran out of there with one shoe on blood dripping from my mouth but I had to make sure everyone else was okay and no customers would be involved with this.
So I get outside and start telling people to get the fuck out of there and since everyone knew me they were like oh hell no and they all like stood there... I am like are you fuckin people serious I told u get the fuck out.
Dude comes running out of the store into the middle of the street and by chance the police actually did their job when they saw him take off his pants running around naked he was finally tackled.
I got interrogated for an hour and denied any and all claims that I had used physical force against this person. The firemen took me aside and gave me some of their life advice, telling me that I could have been killed by the guy because he was a vietnam vet off his meds and I need to be able to defend myself without the police because I coulda been dead already.
Anyways I was still leakin from the mouth and refusing an ambulance, I had no clue where the lady was so I was worried she was somewhere scared shitless. But then she comes walking into starbucks about 2 hours after the incident and I am still sitting in a chair being interrogated.
she looked at me and started crying and I looked at her and started smiling. It was all good, I took an ass beating but I protected a woman like any real man would.
Needless to say, I felt pretty fucking alive. Even though I didn't win the physical altercation I feel like I did my job.
Oh and I was threatened to be fired for this whole incident and I told them I would go to the newspapers, the fire department and the news channels about it. I told the gm straight up that she could kiss my white ass and I walked out on them a few weeks later. Told starbucks they can take my dick straight up the ass. That is when I transitioned to working at a dispensary to running one.
Well jack ass takes his time and what should have been 15 minutes turned into 45 and so here is what happened while he was gone.
5:01 am I opened the store by myself regardless of having beans, the first person to come in came crashing through the door and I looked into her eyes and saw a fear that I have never in my life seen. I grabbed her pulled her behind me and saw this dude come running in after her. He was about 6 feet tall or more and his hair was like einstein. He was wearing no shirt or shoes and just sweat pants.
I turn back to the girl and tell her to get in the back room and block the door and I look at the guy with this weird ass grin and say "Not today sir, if you'd like some coffee I could do that for you but if you have anything to say to the lady you can do that later."
He laughed at me and picked up an entire table above his head swinging it in the air like he was going to toss it at me. To tell you all the truth I was so confused I didn't know what the hell was going on so I pulled out my cell phone while watching him and dialed the po po's
Dude dropped the table and walked over to the milk and sugar bar and he starts pouring the milk into his mouth from like 2 feet away and smiling at me like some fuckin drug addict lololol
I knew I was in shit I picked up the phone told the lady get your ass to starbucks on blank n blank then she asked me what the cross street was I asked her if she was fucking stupid I just told her the cross street and dropped the phone because his ass was charging at me.
He jumped over the counter and I blocked the door to the back, I went to swing at him and his arm was inches longer than mine and I saw my fist fall short as my entire body got jolted back like 6 feet and I slammed my head into the tile. Seeing stars the dude jumped right on me and started wailing on my face (just had jaw surgery a year or so before this in three places) put my arms up to block my face and started thinking what the fuck am I going to do this guy is going to kill me.
Yelling at me "why did you call the cops, why did you call them, why blah bllah blah" then he started to open hand slap me in the head cuz i was blocking my jaw. With one arm he was trying to remove his pants and the other one slappin me in the face I knew it was time to man the fuck up.
His hand lifted and came down and I bit the fuck out of his hand, something inside me woke up and I threw his ass off me, I kicked him in the face as hard as I could and he didn't even blink. Shoved his back right into the corner of the metal dishwasher and I ran out of there with one shoe on blood dripping from my mouth but I had to make sure everyone else was okay and no customers would be involved with this.
So I get outside and start telling people to get the fuck out of there and since everyone knew me they were like oh hell no and they all like stood there... I am like are you fuckin people serious I told u get the fuck out.
Dude comes running out of the store into the middle of the street and by chance the police actually did their job when they saw him take off his pants running around naked he was finally tackled.
I got interrogated for an hour and denied any and all claims that I had used physical force against this person. The firemen took me aside and gave me some of their life advice, telling me that I could have been killed by the guy because he was a vietnam vet off his meds and I need to be able to defend myself without the police because I coulda been dead already.
Anyways I was still leakin from the mouth and refusing an ambulance, I had no clue where the lady was so I was worried she was somewhere scared shitless. But then she comes walking into starbucks about 2 hours after the incident and I am still sitting in a chair being interrogated.
she looked at me and started crying and I looked at her and started smiling. It was all good, I took an ass beating but I protected a woman like any real man would.
Needless to say, I felt pretty fucking alive. Even though I didn't win the physical altercation I feel like I did my job.
Oh and I was threatened to be fired for this whole incident and I told them I would go to the newspapers, the fire department and the news channels about it. I told the gm straight up that she could kiss my white ass and I walked out on them a few weeks later. Told starbucks they can take my dick straight up the ass. That is when I transitioned to working at a dispensary to running one.
dr.gonzo1
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Wow!! That story is amazing and totally sounds $100% true.
I always go to parties, save damsels in distress from armed thugs then receive a round of applause and a bj in return.
Just everyday life to superheroes like me and you bruh.lol
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ODanksta
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Shit I would have been more afraid of the cops then the crazy shirtless dude.. Never call the cops, no even once...
King Arthur
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Trust me, if I didn't think this dude could pick me up and throw me across the room I wouldn't have called. I had no clue what to do 5 am hadn't had my coffee yet. Shit threw me for a loop lololol.
and why you think I denied EVERYTHING, I didn't do shit I got my ass kicked officer.
Carolina Dream'n
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My ex gf punched my in the face while I was sleep, woke up and she has a knife too.swinging it at my neck and face. To say I beat the bitches ass would be an understatement. A woman is no longer a woman when she has picked up a life threatening weapon.
King Arthur
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Can't say I blame you, she coulda chopped you up in your sleep. Bitches are fuckin nuts dude.
Carolina Dream'n
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I still lived with my parents when this happened so I was probably 17 or 18. My mom was proud of me. She wanted to beat my ex ass too as I literally threw her ass out the back door.
I was looked at like a woman beater to those who didn't know the situation. Especially when her dad and brother came back later that day. South Carolina's "have a nice day" Law is great. All I have to do is tell you your not welcome, and we can use lethal force to remove you. That didn't happen, but pops dukes was holding when he answer door. Lol
dr.gonzo1
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I'm not sure if there's a point to this story
But I'm going to tell it again
So many other people try to tell the tale
Not one of them knows the end
It was a junk-house in South Carolina
Held a boy the age of ten
Along with his older brother Billy
And a mother and her boyfriend
Who was a triple loser with some blue tattoos
That were given to him when he was young
And a drunk temper that was easy to lose
And thank god he didn't own a gun
mr sunshine
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Doesn't matter how hard you train u will never be able to take @Dyna Ryda .he's dropped fighter jets with dirt rocks...guy ran out of bullets started throwing clumped up mud..
dyna will rape you!
Iloveskywalkerog
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Chuck norris
BeerShnob
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Meh. Only "punched in the face" story I have.
Unclebaldrick
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WTF? No beans?