It's Business Time...

[Yessica...]

So a natural beauty?

TOTALLY!

I have no plans to shit where I eat or anything, that's just asking for trouble. Plus he's probably married and has 3 gorgeous babies or something. More than likely, cause he is hot as balls.

Ooooh, or he may even be a gay?? THAT would be the best duo ever! I;m thinking about diving into the gay-pool a little bit myself.

Eventually.

 

[Yessica...]

Ok talked to Scotty-2-Hotty all day today. He smokes weed and is nice as fuck. AND we will be driving around together for a month starting in June, and spending nights in hotel rooms.

When the sand clears out of Vagini, how the hell am I NOT going to sleep with this guy?

Anyone know where a gal can buy a chastity belt nowadays?

 

[Hookabelly]

Hurry, before you lose your resolve tell him right now that you have herpes. You know, just work it into casual conversation

 

[Yessica...]

Hurry, before you lose your resolve tell him right now that you have herpes. You know, just work it into casual conversation

Are they Itchy? I should just itch my crotch a lot. At least he'll think I have a yeast infection or something.

Who the fuck am I kidding, he's going to be riding alone in a car with me for HOURS. There is no way I won't tell him about Vagini being sandy. If she still is.

Drat, I hope she still is. It's too soon to fall in love again...

 

[Pinworm]

Don't listen to Hooka. Give in to your urges. Take him home and fuck the living shit out of him. Then in the morning, kick his ass out! You deserve a snack.

 

[WHATFG]

My stomach hurts from laughing so hard!

 

[Hookabelly]

he's going to be riding alone in a car with me for HOURS.

Drat, I hope she still is. It's too soon to fall in love again...

I think that's a Freudian slip for "I'll be riding his C**K for hours

 

[Yessica...]

Don't listen to Hooka. Give in to your urges. Take him home and fuck the living shit out of him. Then in the morning, kick his ass out! You deserve a snack.

My stomach hurts from laughing so hard!

I think that's a Freudian slip for "I'll be riding his C**K for hours

I love you kids!

 

[Yessica...]

So 2hotty is now my Facebook friend, and THIS is what he's packing under his shirt

I'm in so much trouble. Hahahaha

 

[qwizoking]

So many things wrong in that pic..
Stay away...

Thats honest advice right there

 

[Yessica...]

So many things wrong in that pic..
Stay away...

Thats honest advice right there

I'd be STOKED if he turned out gay. Hottest gay I ever met!

He's very nice, and once again - I am not planning on doing anything in real life. Just in my imagination.

But my imagination wants to suck his dick like I'm mad at it! hahahaha

He used to be a personal trainer, and also a bush fire fighter. He's just in good shape.

 

[qwizoking]

No i have nothing against his body for the most part, definitely admire his persistence..and honestly id prolly fuck him too if i was gay

But these are huge.
Maybe cause where im from (united states colloquially the dirty south) but
1. His shorts are down so far his pubes and nearly dick should be showing, now why are his shorts this low? Lower than tan line, with shaved genitals..shaved everything??
2. The pose with his buddies with arms behind each other, enlarged, pushing varicose veins on chest and buddies bicep suggest dilation post workout selfie..
3. Muscle tone is focused on upper abs. chest, shoulders, especially rotator cuffs are non existent. This suggests high levels of douchebaggery despite his apparent courteous or respectful demeanor. And far more troublesome, not that great in bed.....


Ive always found life to be much better if you roll with it. Suck his dick like your mad it. Never know what could ensue

 

[Yessica...]

No i have nothing against his body for the most part, definitely admire his persistence..and honestly id prolly fuck him too if i was gay

But these are huge.
Maybe cause where im from (united states colloquially the dirty south) but
1. His shorts are down so far his pubes and nearly dick should be showing, now why are his shorts this low? Lower than tan line, with shaved genitals..shaved everything??
2. The pose with his buddies with arms behind each other, enlarged, pushing varicose veins on chest and buddies bicep suggest dilation post workout selfie..
3. Muscle tone is focused on upper abs. chest, shoulders, especially rotator cuffs are non existent. This suggests high levels of douchebaggery despite his apparent courteous or respectful demeanor. And far more troublesome, not that great in bed.....


Ive always found life to be much better if you roll with it. Suck his dick like your mad it. Never know what could ensue

We'd get married and have babies and then 15 years down the line I'd find out that he's always been gay and is in love with his best friend.

Or something...

hahahah

I already thought of that, and about 100 other possible scenarios. The one where we get abducted by aliens is the MOST fun though.

hahaha, I'm a cyborg.

 

[Skuxx]

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So 2hotty is now my Facebook friend, and THIS is what he's packing under his shirt

I'm in so much trouble. Hahahaha

the hell is up with those veins? I wanna pop them

 

[Yessica...]

the hell is up with those veins? I wanna pop them

I want to lick them.

He looks like a zombie. Yum.

 

[qwizoking]

Honestly i was imagining you sitting on his face the whole car ride.
I wasnt even on the same plane as you. Three some with aliens, (submissive?) Sounds pretty cool

I kinda feel like you, i found out on the weekends i work with the hottest chick ive ever seen. Like damn, got me stuck.
If i could put up pics i would

 

[Yessica...]

Honestly i was imagining you sitting on his face the whole car ride.
I wasnt even on the same plane as you. Three some with aliens, (submissive?) Sounds pretty cool

I kinda feel like you, i found out on the weekends i work with the hottest chick ive ever seen. Like damn, got me stuck.
If i could put up pics i would

Can you think of a hot famous person she looks like? Try, and then put up pictures of THAT person.

I would also take any hot girls and say which body part most looks like her body part.

Option a or b. I would like either! hahaha

 

[ChingOwn]

I'd be STOKED if he turned out gay. Hottest gay I ever met!

He's very nice, and once again - I am not planning on doing anything in real life. Just in my imagination.

But my imagination wants to suck his dick like I'm mad at it! hahahaha

He used to be a personal trainer, and also a bush fire fighter. He's just in good shape.

ha ha bush fire fighter...lol just what you need

 

[Yessica...]

ha ha bush fire fighter...lol just what you need

You son of a WHORE!

hahahah

No I need someone for sand removal...

Maybe a Dyson?

hahahaha

 

[qwizoking]

Hmm if you combine diane kruger and Julianne hough with that russian bitch olga kurylenko.. some sort of german magic going on
Banging body but really no tits or ass. Just this Sort of chiseled perfection, with a perfect poreless (lol) complexion, fucking tantalizing. Never actually wanted to give a girl a hickie, but something weird happening inside. Getting tingly and uncomfortable fuck just lemme taste her.
Nobody really does justice, i avent been able to put up pics since the site switched over, and no albums to make that worse.