A musicians worst nightmare.
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Garden Boss
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The show must go on.
Bust out some cock magic
Bust out some cock magic
panhead
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I only play guitar at home with friends or myself but if it was me i'd of told the truth to the audience , i woulda diverted their anger twords the police then put on some music , pulled out which ever instrument you play thru the board & played the set , wouldnt be much different than a solo jam session at home .
I watched a 17 yr old kid open for Steve Via doing the exact thing & the crowd went nutts , it got him so much attention he got invited to do a set with Zappa & again the audience loved him .
I watched a 17 yr old kid open for Steve Via doing the exact thing & the crowd went nutts , it got him so much attention he got invited to do a set with Zappa & again the audience loved him .
mr sunshine
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the bass is the type of instrument that anyone can pick up and be a pro at...u should hear the riffs I be putting down at guitar center.
Pinworm
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Plus there's like only four strings, too. Way easy!
mr sunshine
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I bought a drumset once shit was difficult, I should have drove down easy street and went with a bass..The best thing about a bass is that the guys usually playing them have
cool.beards.
bassists are also excellent actors.
Pinworm
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They usually do. But, not always. I play drums. But, that's because I'm a contributor. Not like those lazy ass bass players... 4 strings pffft.
mr sunshine
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I can spin drumsticks in my fingers and act like I'm a really good drummer...but I think I'm a bass player at heart.i have absolutely no musical talent. .smh I'm not a drummer or a guitarist. .tried them both failed miserably. maybe I'm lead vocals...quen sabe?
Pinworm
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I always pictured you as a lead guitar with front vocals. See, you totally have the chops for that. Not like those 4 stringers....
Final Phase
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I'm best when blazed with a harmonica. The herb lets me feel comfortable to jump right in... I played the freakin accordion and piano for a couple years - That got me good enough to pretend I'm Brian Eno on the keyboard using Apple's Garage Band app.
In your story a Kazoo might come in handy to quell the paid folk.
In your story a Kazoo might come in handy to quell the paid folk.
Pinworm
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Anyone here on http://www.ninjam.com should holler at me if you ever wanna jam live via the internets.
Darth Vapour
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Final Phase
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I looked into it. It says it takes MacOS which it use. The software looks all Windows so I don't know if I can connect...
Pinworm
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If you got licks, I got beats!
Trousers
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*close*
In college my friends were playing at a bar. The rhythm guitar player goes out to smoke in the alley and gets busted the band corners me and tells me I will be playing with them. I go outside and the guitar player is in cuffs. I'm confused, they never give out tickets much less arrest people for smoking. Turns out they were watching the alley for a coke dealer, who was safely inside.
The cops searched the guy, realized he was just another dumb college kid with a half a joint and let him go. I did not have to flail through a bunch of songs I didn't know.
/sweet blog
Darth Vapour
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I used to play in this band not sure if you all herd of us Nazareth 
Doobius1
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Mamama pleeeze...no more bullshit
I used to play in this band not sure if you all herd of us Nazareth