My kind of vacation

[korvette1977]

pull one off and keep the $200 for KFC and a 1/2 oz of some good weed

thats the plan for most of the year -but everybody should take a week a year to chill

Go to a Massage parlor and get the "Happy Ending "

 

[billman36]

been there done that -dude trust me if your a single guy take a trip and spend a little of that hard earned green -

 

[bleezyg420]

Yeah dude...you're 23...sheesh...you should see some of the nasty, unwashed, toothless old fuckers that have had absolutely no problem with walking up to me and asking if they could clean their penis in my box.You can't be that bad!

fucking gross

 

[matthew]

Aww.If you told me that sad story, and we were both single, and the moon aligned with mars,and we were in the same room, I'd throw ya a pity fuck.But seriously...don't lie to the wife.Announce that you will be finding sex elsewhere if things don't change.Better yet, do the right thing, and end a bad marriage.Then console yourself with some meaningless sex.Go to a bar, pick a decent girl, ply her with drinks, be nice, don't get pushy, offer to smoke and drink with her after hours, no strings, and chances are, you'll get laid.

Actually almost ended last night. I told her I felt like she was a roommate and not a wife. She said she liked it better that way, so I said fine, move your shit out in the morning. It ended with her promising to get professional help and me giving in when she started crying.

Long ass story....

 

[Stoney McFried]

Stand firm, man.

Actually almost ended last night. I told her I felt like she was a roommate and not a wife. She said she liked it better that way, so I said fine, move your shit out in the morning. It ended with her promising to get professional help and me giving in when she started crying.

Long ass story....