I need to get fired...

mr sunshine

mr sunshine

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One time I worked for this racist white piece of shit. He would get drunk and call me pancho villa. I took it for a few months because he would do it them show up the next day and remember nothing of the night before. after a while I was extremely mad .hHe wanted to use my serve safe managers certificate. Because every restaurant needs an employee with one. He didn't want to pay me any more then any of the other guys. So I said fuck that he's not using my certificate. i had to order a copy because I lost the original. I kept putting it off saying I didn't have the funds to order the certificate at the moment. ..He pulls out a 50 and throws it at me.. mad,,, it landed on a table I was sitting at on my break.. I reach for it and throw it back this time it lands on the floor. I looked him in the eye like I wanted to rip his funk en face off and told him I didn't need his money..iI was fired a month later..tThe tension was ugly..uu can tell he felt uncomfortable in his own restaurant. .ddirtiest place I've ever worked at floors were black...iI would scrub the shit out of them and he would be mad because I wasn't at my station.....tthen when I was at my station he would complain about how I wasn't doing anything. ..theres no making some people happy. That's why I suggest you stay in your lane.
 
theexpress

theexpress

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mr sunshine said:
One time I worked for this racist white piece of shit. He would get drunk and call me pancho villa. I took it for a few months because he would do it them show up the next day and remember nothing of the night before. after a while I was extremely mad .hHe wanted to use my serve safe managers certificate. Because every restaurant needs an employee with one. He didn't want to pay me any more then any of the other guys. So I said fuck that he's not using my certificate. i had to order a copy because I lost the original. I kept putting it off saying I didn't have the funds to order the certificate at the moment. ..He pulls out a 50 and throws it at me.. mad,,, it landed on a table I was sitting at on my break.. I reach for it and throw it back this time it lands on the floor. I looked him in the eye like I wanted to rip his funk en face off and told him I didn't need his money..iI was fired a month later..tThe tension was ugly..uu can tell he felt uncomfortable in his own restaurant. .ddirtiest place I've ever worked at floors were black...iI would scrub the shit out of them and he would be mad because I wasn't at my station.....tthen when I was at my station he would complain about how I wasn't doing anything. ..theres no making some people happy. That's why I suggest you stay in your lane.
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No lavas no tragas mojado
 
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iamnobody

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mr sunshine said:
Oh, we'll in that case . Fuck those pussys.lo siento homie!
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Lol yeah it gets bad.

Having to climb on the sides of racks to pull down a 45 lb drill press. With nothing to break your fall but a bunch defective tools waiting to be sent back.

The restaurant is cool. We all seem to respect each other there. Goof around a lot in the kitchen. Today I kicked the head cook's ass literally. He was talking shit, I threatened him, he turns around and boot to butt. All in good fun of course.
 
tyler.durden

tyler.durden

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iamnobody said:
So I got yelled at first thing this morning because yesterday I took time from my shift to remove a safety hazard and tag it asking my coworkers to please be more careful.

So today during my lunch I tagged another safety hazard saying "Vehicle dollies weigh 30 lbs each. If they fall on you they will kill you. Written on my lunch break, and left on the shelf to look pretty."


I'm to bullheaded to quit, to hard of a worker to half ass anything, and to arrogant to bite my tongue.


I hate my life.... I miss my beard.
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If you need to get fired, talk to Skywalker. He seems to have no trouble in that department, and he's not even trying...
 
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