How do you think you will die?

[mr sunshine]

When I'm 72 I'm going to decide to fight a lion...I will win and decide to fight a bear... then I will die.. that's how it's going to happen I already decided.

 

[Unclebaldrick]

See what I mean @Yessica... ? Funny...

I think it will take some time for the skin to thicken enough to recognize a joke.

 

[Singlemalt]

Anyone have any idea why women do that? Seriously, I've never seen a man nor boy do that but have seen all sorts of women do it

 

[mr sunshine]

It took 4 years of chronic masterbation to thicken my foreskin. I'm talking about years of beating my shit up..time and time again.

 

[mr sunshine]

Anyone have any idea why women do that? Seriously, I've never seen a man nor boy do that but have seen all sorts of women do it

I do that when I'm instigating fights. . I also say" ohhhhhhh "very loudly!

 

[Singlemalt]

You cover your mouth? Why? I don't get it

 

[mr sunshine]

You cover your mouth? Why? I don't get it

So nobody will slip their dick into it. No I'm not sure if I do that. I don't think I do.

im pretty sure I'm a man!

 

[Singlemalt]

LOL You'd know if you did it

 

[mr sunshine]

LOL You'd know if you did it

 

[Singlemalt]

LMAO @mr sunshine

The ex, daughter and I were on a weekend drive in the backroads south of Pinnacles. That's notorious wild pig country. A herd, flock, bushel of pigs ran across the road...ahead was a bend and this pickup comes around and creamed this pig. The ex and daughter did that hand to mouth thing

 

[mr sunshine]

 

[tyler.durden]

Anyone have any idea why women do that? Seriously, I've never seen a man nor boy do that but have seen all sorts of women do it

Good observation. I've never even seen gay guys do this. It seems that women are more emotional than men, and they do this when emotion is sudden and intense, perhaps as a subconscious, protective measure...

 

[mr sunshine]

LMAO @mr sunshine

The ex, daughter and I were on a weekend drive in the backroads south of Pinnacles. That's notorious wild pig country. A herd, flock, bushel of pigs ran across the road...ahead was a bend and this pickup comes around and creamed this pig. The ex and daughter did that hand to mouth thing

I've seen it in pornos..it usually happens when the white girl sees the black guys cock for the first time..

 

[Singlemalt]

I've seen it in pornos..it usually happens when the white girl sees the black guys cock for the first time..

+rep
Mmmmmm...sudden death , tragedy or first sight of black cock. There's a relation there somewhere, need to consult a Physics text

 

[bluntmassa1]

I'll die at war fighting the American Revolution part 2.

 

[BarnBuster]

My honest guess would be a self induced narcotic overdose necessitated by a fatal disease. Hopefully, I will be very old.

this would be my preferred way but then I worry about getting Alzheimer's and not knowing WTF is going on, (just watched the movie "Still Alice")

 

[ODanksta]

My Crystal ball say's desert, cops, and guns..

 

[ODanksta]

Or lung cancer

 

[Doobius1]

I hope I die in my sleep...like my Grampa
Not yelling and screaming and freaking out
Like the passengers in his car

 

[st0wandgrow]

And he doesn't know how true.

Id like to see him talk like that to my face. HE WOULD NEVER.

Of course he wouldn't.