Are you PROUD of your SEMEN?

[WeedFreak78]

No..not at all..those little bastards whole mission in life is to make a baby..and i don't need no babies!! I want to decommission them..snip snip..then i can let it fly everywhere..inside out side..upside down..it'll be party time..shootin' blanks!! pew..pew...pew..

 

[WeedFreak78]

 

[Yessica...]

2 letters

B C

Cant do that shit. It FUCKS with my already messed up brain chemistry.

I get, insane. Like just fucking insane. Never again will I add estrogen or progesterone to my body.

I had an IUD, but even then the little hanging down thing scratches the penis (I am told) and it still made me feel odd.

Nope. Cant do the B C.

Maybe I can convince the guy to get a vasectomy for a bit? You can reverse that shit.

hahahahahah

 

[Iloveskywalkerog]

Maybe everyone should go to the museum today.

 

[superloud]

Hey Dudes,

Just wondering - are you proud of your semen when you shoot a load?

Obviously you are happy and euphoric, because it comes with a glorious orgasm.

But do you look at it after and think:

"I MADE that!!"

Women produce breast milk, period blood, vaginal discharge, lube, and then the ever wonderful Baby. Women make a lot of stuff with their bodies.

Men make semen. And sometimes, like to display it on photographs or place it ON people, like the face or back or tummy or something.

Just wondering, after you blow your load, do you feel like a proud papa?

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Just curious is alls...

hahahahahahahahahahahah

Hell yeah I'm proud of it if it wasn't for my awesome semen I wouldn't have my beautiful daughter

 

[ebgood]

Cant do that shit. It FUCKS with my already messed up brain chemistry.

I get, insane. Like just fucking insane. Never again will I add estrogen or progesterone to my body.

I had an IUD, but even then the little hanging down thing scratches the penis (I am told) and it still made me feel odd.

Nope. Cant do the B C.

Maybe I can convince the guy to get a vasectomy for a bit? You can reverse that shit.

hahahahahah

yea fuck the iud. that shits a problem. my best friend is depo but its not her best friend lol. the pill is the happy medium i guess

 

[st0wandgrow]

Cant do that shit. It FUCKS with my already messed up brain chemistry.

I get, insane. Like just fucking insane. Never again will I add estrogen or progesterone to my body.

I had an IUD, but even then the little hanging down thing scratches the penis (I am told) and it still made me feel odd.

Nope. Cant do the B C.

Maybe I can convince the guy to get a vasectomy for a bit? You can reverse that shit.

hahahahahah

There are reversible plastic clamps that are used now instead of cutting the tube and coterizing (sp?).

I opted for the reversible plastic clamps. Only problem is it feels like you have two little pieces of Lego in your nutsack. You get used to it though....

 

[Yessica...]

yea fuck the iud. that shits a problem. my best friend is depo but its not her best friend lol. the pill is the happy medium i guess

I can't ever do the pill. I have never been so insane in my entire life. Totally fucked.

Any ladies ever have this?

@Flaming Pie
@roseypeach
@lahadaextranjera
@WHATFG
@sunni
@april
@curious2garden
@Diabolical666

I have talked with some girlfriends, and we think it's because we have naturally lower estrogen and higher testosterone than a lot of more "normal" girls.

Not everyone gets fucked up on birth control. But I sure as fuck do!

 

[chuck estevez]

Hey Dudes,

Just wondering - are you proud of your semen when you shoot a load?

Obviously you are happy and euphoric, because it comes with a glorious orgasm.

But do you look at it after and think:

"I MADE that!!"

Women produce breast milk, period blood, vaginal discharge, lube, and then the ever wonderful Baby. Women make a lot of stuff with their bodies.

Men make semen. And sometimes, like to display it on photographs or place it ON people, like the face or back or tummy or something.

Just wondering, after you blow your load, do you feel like a proud papa?

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Just curious is alls...

hahahahahahahahahahahah

How about i lay some across your chest and you can take my picture and tell me if I was proud at that moment?

 

[chuck estevez]

show you my o'face

 

[superloud]

I can't ever do the pill. I have never been so insane in my entire life. Totally fucked.

Any ladies ever have this?

@Flaming Pie
@roseypeach
@lahadaextranjera
@WHATFG
@sunni
@april
@curious2garden
@Diabolical666

I have talked with some girlfriends, and we think it's because we have naturally lower estrogen and higher testosterone than a lot of more "normal" girls.

Not everyone gets fucked up on birth control. But I sure as fuck do!

Come on yessi. You know you were crazy before the pills.

 

[Yessica...]

Come on yessi. You know you were crazy before the pills.

Actually, happened at the SAME TIME.

It would have happened anyway - but they didn't help anything, that's for sure.

Except they did allow me to take a lot of loads and not worry about babies. So I guess they were good for ONE thing....

hahahahahahah

 

[Singlemalt]

Always wanted to see a Semen art show.

The canvas's would look blank, until the Luminol (C8H7N3O2) and CSI black lights came on.

SEMEN art. I will need some donations.

And of course, a very skilled Autist...



I dislike condoms. But I also am not quite ready to have a baby.

It's a conundrum.

Pulling out? Not 100%. But I might just have to WING IT. hahahahah

 

[Milovan]

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[abe supercro]

There are reversible plastic clamps that are used now instead of cutting the tube and coterizing (sp?).

I opted for the reversible plastic clamps. Only problem is it feels like you have two little pieces of Lego in your nutsack. You get used to it though....

That's a cool advance in medicine. Perhaps the new procedure isn't called a vasectomy any longer. "little legos in your sack" haaa

 

[Milovan]

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I'm proud to use the semen!
Hair treatment for example.



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[Flaming Pie]

You don't jerk off in the shower or anything?

hahahahahaha

Well, you still proud of what you made?

OBVI you are.

I don't like to see it very often myself. Usually in the tummy. Never in the ass. And now that I'm off birth control and going to be having sex again - it'll have to be in a con...condo....condor...condoM?

Whatever those fucking things are. hahahahahhaha

Just swallow.

 

[st0wandgrow]

That's a cool advance in medicine. Perhaps the new procedure isn't called a vasectomy any longer. "little legos in your sack" haaa

It is cool! Even better, no needles involved. They used this little device that looked a fancy ballpoint pen, and it shoots a puff of air/anasthesia that permeates the skin and numbs the area.

I was pretty stoked not to have a needle poked into my ballz.

 

[Flaming Pie]

I can't ever do the pill. I have never been so insane in my entire life. Totally fucked.

Any ladies ever have this?

@Flaming Pie
@roseypeach
@lahadaextranjera
@WHATFG
@sunni
@april
@curious2garden
@Diabolical666

I have talked with some girlfriends, and we think it's because we have naturally lower estrogen and higher testosterone than a lot of more "normal" girls.

Not everyone gets fucked up on birth control. But I sure as fuck do!

It didnt make me moody.

I wasn't any more weird than I already was. I forgot to take it alot tho. Miss one pill you can wait two days. miss two in a row, no sex for a month without condoms.

Only thing that made me crazy back then was lack of sex.

 

[Yessica...]

Just swallow.

Oh, I do that.

I don't personally enjoy having semen placed on my body.

Only IN.

I was just asking why some guys like to do it. Curiosity and alls....