Are pets just slaves?

[neosapien]

Or maybe better put, kidnapping victims suffering from Stockholm Syndrome? I mean, we as a people just take animals and make them our little puppets and jesters for amusement and forced companionship. It's a sick thing how this is just accepted. Kidnapping isn't a victimless crime. What do you guys think? Should we start liberating people's pets?

 

[ebgood]

depending on the types of pet, we should eat some of them

 

[greenghost420]

more like your a slave to your pet...

 

[2paranoid]

take animals and make them our little puppets and jesters for amusement and forced companionship

lol you clearly dont have a cat


the roles you described are pretty much reversed

 

[tyler.durden]

Don't worry, their time is coming..

 

[tyler.durden]

depending on the types of pet, we should eat some of them

I agree. They are lucky they get to be slaves and not my dinner...

 

[UncleBuck]

we call our pets entertainment slaves.

 

[ebgood]

I agree. They are lucky they get to be slaves and not my dinner...

Ijs. One of wifeys friends has a pet chicken . Fucker looks like he'd be yummy

 

[OddBall1st]

I tried to kidnap a shark and force companionship ,...but it didn`t go well.

 

[mr sunshine]

My pets are a bunch of limp dicks...they need to fix their fucking dicks!.. my dogs always rubbing his sad looking cock on the carpet. My cats are always rubbing themselves on the dogs dick. . Everything at my house revolves around dick..even my hand smells like dick.

 

[bluntmassa1]

My dogs could leave whenever they please they just keep coming back for food and table scraps I only use a leash for my mean dog but I let her run free going for hikes out in the woods also all 3 of my current dogs where born in my house so their basically family they don't know nothing else.

 

[OddBall1st]

My pets are a bunch of limp dicks...they need to fix their fucking dicks!.. my dogs always rubbing his sad looking cock on the carpet. My cats are always rubbing themselves on the dogs dick. . Everything at my house revolves around dick..even my hand smells like dick.

Who`s ?

 

[OddBall1st]

That was f`n funny dude.

 

[iamnobody]

Call it what you want but think of this....

When was the last time your dog made you dinner? Took out the trash? Flushed the toilet for you? Forced your fat ass to go out on a walk? Did any yard/house work?

Now....

reverse it and think how often you do those things.

 

[TheHermit]

Call it what you want but think of this....

When was the last time your dog made you dinner? Took out the trash? Flushed the toilet for you? Forced your fat ass to go out on a walk? Did any yard/house work?

Now....

reverse it and think how often you do those things.

I wonder how hard it would be to train a dog to mow a lawn. I would get one if so. I am tired of the dirty looks I get from neighbors just because I am too lazy to do yardwork.

 

[iamnobody]

I wonder how hard it would be to train a dog to mow a lawn. I would get one if so. I am tired of the dirty looks I get from neighbors just because I am too lazy to do yardwork.

Get a self propelled lawn mower, a T post, and some rope.

Tie lawnmower to Tpost, Tie the safety bar shut, Grab a beer and watch the lawn mow itself. Of course you'll still have to weed wack any where it wouldn't reach, but you pretty much eliminate a huge part of the lawn.

 

[neosapien]

You guys are some sick fucks trying to justify your actions! You know who else tried to justify their actions? Hitler.

 

[TheHermit]

Sort of like a lawnmowing roomba?

 

[Metasynth]

Sort of like a lawnmowing roomba?

 

[iamnobody]

@TheHermit

Pretty much,

or if you really wanna have some fun wait until Easter, hide the eggs, break out the lawnmower and tell the kids to find the eggs before you do.