The 72 hour THC detox

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tassy

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I have a question. I'm have to possibly do a retest. I took an at home test and it came up invalid. Is there a problem with the test or is it that the niacin is messing with the test?
 
jcdws602

jcdws602

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I've gotten clean in 4 days just exercising,nothing but cardio and eating lean.It was for probation but if it is for work and they don't watch you piss just get some clean piss bro.
 
qwizoking

qwizoking

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You can pass easily in 72, i get drug tested all the time and most always use my own piss..

The labs cannot tell the difference.
The earlier versions lack uric acid and you could fail...
 
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tassy

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Ok. So if I keep up with the cleansing, I should be ok. I do have another test that I will take later. I am just new at this because normally I give myself a month before I take a test. This position was given to on the spot and I had very little time to detox.
 
Pinworm

Pinworm

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I hear using pregnant dog piss works great. Passes all those tests and stuff. Just gather some into a ziplock bag, and tape it into the side of your thigh, and run some 1/4 inch hose (1/2 inch if you are mexican or black) and then sqeeze your knees together to make the pee shoot out of the bag/. And, voila. Clean piss test!

You are welcome.
 
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tassy

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Well. That'll be good as a last resort. Since I'm a girl all my pants are tight in the thigh. I wonder if a long skirt would work. It's not like they will look up it right?
 
Pinworm

Pinworm

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tassy said:
Well. That'll be good as a last resort. Since I'm a girl all my pants are tight in the thigh. I wonder if a long skirt would work. It's not like they will look up it right?
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IDK. Maybe. Stop asking me questions.
 
qwizoking

qwizoking

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If you excercise and stay hydrated, ate fairly fit..you will pass
You can pass. blood test in 24hrs a saliva test in about that too..

It has a pretty short half life in the body. Earlier studies showed a longer elimination because it kept getting released from metabolized fat cells, showing a half life from 1.6hrs (accurate) to some showing 30's or more lol. Depending on how active and food intake, in my body with my metabolism. The half life ranges 2-3hrs.

If you excersice, speed yiur metabolism, and increase thcs clearance from the body your fine. Thc is largely eliminated through bowel movements, sweat and pee as well..and through your lungs.

The night before your test start eating big meals and slow your metabolism increasing fat. And again stay hydrated.

I took a test last month smoked half a gram ~40hrs before a test and passed with diluted urine.

I took a test day before yesterday, similar circumstances..i do this all the time
 
jcdws602

jcdws602

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tassy said:
Well. That'll be good as a last resort. Since I'm a girl all my pants are tight in the thigh. I wonder if a long skirt would work. It's not like they will look up it right?
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Last resort?? It's so simple to find loose fitting clothing and hide a small jar between your legs rather than try to cleanse yourself and be stressed over a piss test they don't even watch you perform.Don't you know someone with clean pee or have young siblings or know someone with kids that can give you some clean pee??
 
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stonergramma

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Hungus said:
If you think about the medical aspect here, it sounds like it is possible.. I am just trying to understand how it's possible to consume this much vinegar. I cant be so quick to write it off as impossible without a medical overview of why it would NOT work.

Ok, So the reason you took the multivitamin was purely for color and to provide electrolytes.. Could you substitute the water for Gatorade then? In addition to a Centrum Vitamin?



I will have someone staring at my junk while I piss. This test could mean the difference between life and death. Maybe not that dramatic, but pretty damn close.

Thanks for the quick response. =D
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I don't know what state u are from but in mine it is illegal for them to to go into the actual stall and watch u piss for an employment drug screen. Only for criminal reasons can they do this. I would check into that if I were u
 
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