Married 38 years

[dandyrandy]

38 years today! My wife does not smoke, but does not mind!

 

[CaptainCAVEMAN]

Congrats Sir!

 

[Pinworm]

You are old.

Does she still put out?

 

[neosapien]

Sounds like you got a keeper. Well done sir congrats!

 

[dandyrandy]

You are old.

Does she still put out?

Yep!

 

[Unclebaldrick]

38 years today! My wife does not smoke, but does not mind!

But she's still... You know.... alive?

 

[dandyrandy]

But she's still... You know.... alive?

Very!

 

[Singlemalt]

Cograts, notable achievement and kudos.

 

[2paranoid]

if I don't find someone to spend the rest of my life with in the next 5 years I am walking into the ocean until I drown

 

[Gary Goodson]

Congrats brother!

You gotta find a way to keep the fire going. Maybe y'all should do butt stuff?

Bust up in the room tonight and say
"Hey baby, after 38 years it's time for me to put it in your BUTT!"

Boom!

 

[oldtimer54]

Congrats my friend you've been married about 3 times longer than the average marriage lasts. Kudos ! I'll be an official member in the 38 club in August .

 

[skunkd0c]

if I don't find someone to spend the rest of my life with in the next 5 years I am walking into the ocean until I drown

Suicide threats need to be a bit more immediate to get the point across
you could get run over by a bus before you get the chance to kill yourself because you are lonely
shit you could even get murdered or die of caner in that time frame

5 years is too long pal, what about 6 months?, if you only give yourself a small amount of time, it might spur you into action

 

[vro]

if I don't find someone to spend the rest of my life with in the next 5 years I am walking into the ocean until I drown

 

[Cobnobuler]

Congrats. I got 32 in. She's saved me from myself quite a few times and I'm grateful. Life is so much easier when you have a good woman. I'm not able to smoke anymore but she still does. So I tend to the gardens just for her.

 

[2paranoid]

Suicide threats need to be a bit more immediate to get the point across
you could get run over by a bus before you get the chance to kill yourself because you are lonely
shit you could even get murdered or die of caner in that time frame

5 years is too long pal, what about 6 months?, if you only give yourself a small amount of time, it might spur you into action

6 months too soon I got a vacation planned bruv


shits already paid for

 

[tyler.durden]

Marriage sucks...

 

[lahadaextranjera]

Congrats! You've been married even longer than I've been alive! (Just!) have a good anniversary!

 

[wwrockyou]

Marriage sucks...

I am sure that for the majority it does suck. But for the few who have found that right one it is good. 37 and still going, we were babies (17/19)

 

[Jimmyjonestoo]

38 years?? Holy shit man how did you survive this long? I made it thru 4years of marriage. And that was 3 too many.

 

[dandyrandy]

Marriage sucks...

Actually it took a long time to get here. Patience and persistence, mine.