Are you PROUD of your SEMEN?

[Dr.Pecker]

Two sperm cells swimming along one says "how much farther to the fallopian tubes"? The second one says "we have a long way to go, we just passed the tonsils".

 

[Yessica...]

This movie, "Where Did I come From", was the first time I ever heard that a man put his peen inside a woman.

I am quite certain Ken and Barbie became sexually active right around the same time...

 

[qwizoking]

Is peen internet slang?

 

[Yessica...]

Is peen internet slang?

Probably a Canadian thing.

I just like the word.

 

[qwizoking]

Do canadians like fully pronounce words?
I tend to say
prolly-probably
finna-fixing to (which i hear is southern for, about to)

Do yall say yall?

Or over yonder way?

Do canadians make fun of us like we do them? I bet they think we stupid

 

[Yessica...]

Do canadians like fully pronounce words?
I tend to say
prolly-probably
finna-fixing to (which i here is southern for, about to)

Do yall say yall?

Or over yonder way?

Do canadians make fun of us like we do them? I bet they think we stupid

Hahahah

I don't think all of any group are a certain way. Sure, there are some dumb-ass Americans I'm sure. But there are also some very stooooopid Canadians too.

I like all the American accents. I also really like calling it Emerica, or Murica. Haha

I guess I might say that people in the southern United States have sex with their family members. Hahah. Oh, and some of your crazy religious ones put fucking scientologists to shame.

We say "eh" quite a lot. Hahah

 

[Flaming Pie]

I love accents. It always makes a person more interesting to me.

 

[Singlemalt]

I love accents. It always makes a person more interesting to me.

 

[Flaming Pie]

I find British and southern accents extremely hot. I don't know why.

 

[ebgood]

I find British and southern accents extremely hot. I don't know why.

Feel ya on that. Every time i hear lily speak it makes my penis tingle.

 

[Flaming Pie]

Feel ya on that. Every time i hear lily speak it makes my penis tingle.

Well that's the way to do it. Women are gonna talk, might as well be with one that sounds hot. Lol

 

[ebgood]

Well that's the way to do it. Women are gonna talk, might as well be with one that sounds hot. Lol

ijs a hot voice/accent can melt a man

Or just me i guess lol

 

[Yessica...]

ijs a hot voice/accent can melt a man

Or just me i guess lol

It can melt a Bagina too. I fucking love the accents. Insta-lady boner, especially if they are already hot.

 

[abe supercro]

Billy Mays here for Virginia women.

 

[Yessica...]

Billy Mays here for Virginia women.

WAT?

 

[qwizoking]

Ooh i like that gif.

Reminds me of the bacterial flagellum and the case for irreducible complexity/evolution...i had to discuss it recently


Do you give good advice?
Maybe a females perspective could help my problem
Mr sunshine is slacking

 

[abe supercro]

i can show you how to fry an egg..sunny side up, with

a low carbon footprint.

 

[Yessica...]

Ooh i like that gif.

Reminds me of the bacterial flagellum and the case for irreducible complexity/evolution...i had to discuss it recently


Do you give good advice?
Maybe a females perspective could help my problem
Mr sunshine is slacking

ASK ME ANYTHING!!!

I like numbered questions the best, if you have more than one question that is...

TOTALLY into this - LETS DO IT!

 

[Yessica...]

WOAH - was just listening to THIS song, and watching the semen GIF.

Tripping Ballz - literally...

 

[qwizoking]

I mean i personally say perfect, and she looks even better in person..
Im good with it