Random Jibber Jabber Thread

[Yessica...]

no one should consider implants. theres always somebody that will love ur boobs

He's a dude. He's working a minimum wage job without tips.

I think breast implants could seriously improve the financial aspect of his life.

Probably. Hahaha

 

[ebgood]

Ya you just gotta show em a lil more and youll find that person quicker

tru. big or small its pretty much about the nips

 

[ebgood]

He's a dude. He's working a minimum wage job without tips.

I think breast implants could seriously improve the financial aspect of his life.

Probably. Hahaha

or just be a gigolo

 

[Yessica...]

tru. big or small its pretty much about the nips

It's so reassuring to hear you say this.

My favourite was a very wise man once said:

"Breasts without nips are POINTLESS".

Hahahah still kills me. You're a clever mother fucker @ebgood

 

[qwizoking]

Rain came back!
Hell ya..
Sorry..

Yea tits<nips..
Gigolo does have its perks..

 

[ebgood]

It's so reassuring to hear you say this.

My favourite was a very wise man once said:

"Breasts without nips are POINTLESS".

Hahahah still kills me. You're a clever mother fucker @ebgood

thank u thank u

 

[hempyninja309]

I just got flipped off by a 70 year old guy as i was walking into the gas station haha!

 

[qwizoking]

Ummmmmm

I pay for half of my moms bills..

Now gimme a like.


I saw a dude running naked through 6 flags yelling freedom, me and my ex wife thought to follow..he eventually got tackled by extremely hesitant cops

Ya..its random..its funny...and you get an awwww how sweet.
Gimme a like bitch

Edit:
Now!

 

[hempyninja309]

I saw a dude running naked through 6 flags yelling freedom, me and my ex wife thought to follow..he eventually got tackled by extremely hesitant cops

That was not one of my greatest moments. I apologize.

 

[neosapien]

 

[neosapien]

 

[neosapien]

Ok, I'm done making fun of people that have different values than me.

 

[TripleMindedGee5150]

That watermelon does look hella good right about now too

 

[Yessica...]

Ok, I'm done making fun of people that have different values than me.

Don't stop, it's hilarious!

 

[Fungus Gnat]

 

[Unclebaldrick]

nice

 

[iamnobody]

You should consider breast implants.

No way. My man tits are all natural. Can't beat the nice bounce of real pear of teets. Hairy nipples and all.

 

[Yessica...]

Totally got super busy the last month and didn't keep up with GoT.

Watched Season 5, Episode 4 last night. The one where he talks to his daughter with the partial stoney-face.

I may have gotten sweaty eyes. He's a pretty decent dad. AWESOME picture!

 

[Unclebaldrick]

Getting ready for tonight's "White Riot". Gooooo Blackhawks!

 

[Gary Goodson]

I went and met my sons best friends dad yesterday. I was kinda nervous because I felt like if they find out how fucked up I am they wouldn't let him come over anymore. I would really feel like shit if my sons friend wasn't allowed over because of me.

So to be cool I said "hey bud, when I get there do you want to have a couple of beers? " he agreed and on the way I text and asked "what kinda beer do you like?"

Here is where I stopped worrying, ol dude replied "steel reserve" ... Turns out, he drinks hard core AND smokes weed AND does/did meth...

Wtf was I trippin for