I hurt myself today...

[Metasynth]

To see if I still feel.
I focus on the Pain.
The only thing that's real.

 

[Dr.Pecker]

I hurt myself all the time.

 

[Metasynth]

I'm a titanium cyborg now...

Metal detectors aren't gonna like me.....

 

[Dr.Pecker]

I'm a titanium cyborg now...

Metal detectors aren't gonna like me.....

Oh shit is that your hip dude!

 

[Metasynth]

shoulder...humerus...Fractured the ball joint and snapped the ball off the rest of the bone...

 

[Dr.Pecker]

Dude! You got screwed! seven times

 

[Metasynth]

My only regret was that it didn't happen on the job....

Though the friendly people at disability insurance said I'm welcome to claim up to $15,000...So I'm in no hurry to get back to work.

 

[Dr.Pecker]

Its not very humerus is it?

 

[Dr.Pecker]

At least your still alive It looks bad. Share the story. I'll stop joking around. I've been drinkin a little.

 

[Metasynth]

I'm going with "I slipped in my bathroom after a shower"

 

[Commander Strax]

I'm going with "I slipped in my bathroom after a shower"

which reads...rubbing one out in the shower, slipped and hit elbow on the soap dish....been there!

 

[Me & My friend]

I'm a titanium cyborg now...

Metal detectors aren't gonna like me.....

They don't.

But I just keep asking for Sarah. When they eventually escort me out........I always tell them
"I'll be back"

 

[Yessica...]

To see if I still feel.
I focus on the Pain.
The only thing that's real.

Bet you have some pretty BAD ASS scars.

I fucking dig scars. Not in the same way as that movie "Crash" with the wound fucking and everything.

I just like scars. If you ever feel like showing off, I'm into it!

 

[Dr.Pecker]

I'm a titanium cyborg now...

Metal detectors aren't gonna like me.....

Some steel plating and hydraulics

 

[Dr.Pecker]

Let me guess your names not steve austin

 

[Yessica...]

To see if I still feel.
I focus on the Pain.
The only thing that's real.

Also - LOVE YOURSELF. You're half-way to getting metal legs...

 

[qwizoking]

Can i use this thread to complain one time?
I broke my foot about a year ago, never got it checked and still worked plus walked miles a day. Now half my right foot is numb, and well hurts.
I cut off my index finger, artery tendons and all..to name a few so i have something to add

But my complaint.. i got stung by a hornet, spazzed out, ran into a shit ton of stickers, then wandered into a cloud of mosquitos it hasnt been a good night, or morning now

 

[Yessica...]

Can i use this thread to complain one time?
I broke my foot about a year ago, never got it checked and still worked plus walked miles a day. Now half my right foot is numb, and well hurts.
I cut off my index finger, artery tendons and all..to name a few so i have something to add

But my complaint.. i got stung by a hornet, spazzed out, ran into a shit ton of stickers, then wandered into a cloud of mosquitos it hasnt been a good night, or morning now

Post some pictures of your scars....for scientific purposes.

And because I love scars!

 

[Dr.Pecker]

Can i use this thread to complain one time?
I broke my foot about a year ago, never got it checked and still worked plus walked miles a day. Now half my right foot is numb, and well hurts.
I cut off my index finger, artery tendons and all..to name a few so i have something to add

But my complaint.. i got stung by a hornet, spazzed out, ran into a shit ton of stickers, then wandered into a cloud of mosquitos it hasnt been a good night, or morning now

 

[Dr.Pecker]

Post some pictures of your scars....for scientific purposes.

And because I love scars!

I have some!