BarnBuster
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shit, just this one time, she's never going to get pregnant 
HORRIBLE IDEAS
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tyler.durden
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In my early 20s, I was practicing a nunchuck routine and had it down cold. I usually practiced in the living room when no one was around. My brother came home and I was anxious to show off. I stepped into my room with my brother watching from the doorway. On the first upswing of the routine, I shattered the dome of the hanging lamp above me, and a huge, heavy shard fell on my foot and split the top open from toes to ankle. The amount of missing skin was astounding, and you could see my tendons move when I curled my toes. I yelled to my brother to craft a tourniquet and get some towels, so he tied a bandana around my lower calf, and put a towel over my gushing foot. He called 911 while I plopped down on the couch and put my injured foot up on the coffee table. I felt dizzy from shock and blood loss. The ambulance came quick, and I yelled to my brother to look for the skin to the top of my foot so that they could reattach it. Turns out there was no missing piece of skin: the skin on the top of the foot is so tight that the spreading of the skin from splicing it made it look like a huge piece was missing. They pulled the skin together a sutured it up, and it's a surprisingly smaller scar today...
bluntmassa1
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Do shrooms while driving its fun as hell but I seen them cop lights instant bad trip all night but it is fun when you don't see the police.
Also pissing while walking a large dog bitch made me piss all over myself with one sudden yank. lol
Also pissing while walking a large dog bitch made me piss all over myself with one sudden yank. lol
mr sunshine
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When I was young maybe 7 or 8 I was playing with an old golf club. I was hitting it against the concrete. .it split in half and stabbed me in the stomach. I Also stabbed my mom in the eyeball with a screwdriver once... i was 9, and it was an accident.
tyler.durden
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Phillips or flat head?
VTMi'kmaq
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flipping off a car while being a pompous cunnnt! http://dudecomedy.com/bitch-biker-gets-taste-of-karma-after-swerving-into-traffic-then-flipping-car-off/
tyler.durden
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That's how I got my kid...shit, just this one time, she's never going to get pregnant
hempyninja309
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Dad? Is that you??shit, just this one time, she's never going to get pregnant
BarnBuster
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Depends on your net worth, son?
hempyninja309
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About a pound and a couple bitcoins i stole from finshaggys temple.
mr sunshine
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Phillips.
Unclebaldrick
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Thank you
Yessica...
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Getting really drunk in my early 20's on the highest possible dose of Prozac, whilst also experimenting with MDMA, E, Coke, K, basically all the letters.
That silly cocktail made for many many horrible IDEAS...
That silly cocktail made for many many horrible IDEAS...
mr sunshine
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Quadruple stuffed. 
mr sunshine
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My bad, I thought I was posting in the awesome idea thread..disregard my last post..unless you're a fat ass.
Blue Wizard
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Quadruple stuffed? Didn't they make those for a while? I like the cookie part more anyway.
Oh, and this was a horrible idea. Didn't want to derail the thread.
Oh, and this was a horrible idea. Didn't want to derail the thread.
abe supercro
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chuck estevez
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allowing women to have rights, bad idea
BarnBuster
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why portage the canoe like everyone else when we can just shoot right thru the rapids,