Americans will start being microchipped in 3 years

[Mr. Bongwater]

http://www.secretsofthefed.com/nbc-news-americans-will-microchipped-less-3-years/

damn it feels good to be a canadian

 

[Trousers]

How does it feel to be so gullible?

 

[WeedFreak78]

How does it feel to be so naive?

 

[Mr. Bongwater]

it wouldn't surprise me lol u mericans probably already have chips

 

[Gary Goodson]

it wouldn't surprise me lol u mericans probably already have chips

Yea, but we also have big dicks, lots of money, and tons of guns

 

[Mr. Bongwater]

Yea, but we also have big dicks, lots of money, and tons of guns

http://newsfeed.time.com/2012/07/17/the-average-canadian-is-now-richer-than-the-average-american/

*cough* broke ass mericans *cough*

 

[Gary Goodson]

http://newsfeed.time.com/2012/07/17/the-average-canadian-is-now-richer-than-the-average-american/

*cough* broke ass mericans *cough*

How can we be broke if we are the standard that everyone else strives for? We set the fucking bar for y'all to try and reach. Just because y'all now have a higher average income doesn't make us broke, it was actually "news" that y'all aren't broke lol

I also think it's funny that you won't argue about my big dick or big guns lmao

America...














Fuck yea

 

[PKHydro]

How can we be broke if we are the standard that everyone else strives for? We set the fucking bar for y'all to try and reach.

Uh....no actually you don't.

 

[Mr. Bongwater]

How can we be broke if we are the standard that everyone else strives for? We set the fucking bar for y'all to try and reach. Just because y'all now have a higher average income doesn't make us broke, it was actually "news" that y'all aren't broke lol

I also think it's funny that you won't argue about my big dick or big guns lmao
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America...














Fuck yea

canadian dicks are no different then american dicks and its a bad thing how guns are so easy to get in america

 

[Mr. Bongwater]

How can we be broke if we are the standard that everyone else strives for? We set the fucking bar for y'all to try and reach. Just because y'all now have a higher average income doesn't make us broke, it was actually "news" that y'all aren't broke lol

I also think it's funny that you won't argue about my big dick or big guns lmao
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America...














Fuck yea

america....yeah

 

[Unclebaldrick]

canadian dicks are no different then american dicks and its a bad thing how guns are so easy to get in america

Guns make our dicks bigger

 

[Mr. Bongwater]

Guns make our dicks bigger

i like that logic

 

[Trousers]

In Canada, radio stations must play about 40% Canadian music.

Why is that?
Because if not, they would play 99.9% American music.

Is that 40% all Rush, Loverboy and Neil Young?
Neil Young is an American now.

 

[Unclebaldrick]

Canadia is just full of bears. Who needs that?

 

[Unclebaldrick]

i like that logic

I seen it.

 

[Trousers]

80% of Canadians live within 100 miles of the US border.
There are lakes in Canadia that have never been visited by humans, or Canadians.

 

[Trousers]

I don't mean anything by this Canadia, love you hosers.
<Rubs Canadia's head>

 

[Trousers]

<wipes hands on pants>

 

[Gary Goodson]

canadian dicks are no different then american dicks

Whatever, I went to Canada once and just crossing the border my dick shrunk 3 inches!

I thinks it's all that cold up there. I'm from Texas and all this heat makes for hot, sweaty, low hanging balls. They smell no different from Bulls balls. One time, my wife said she wanted to pour A1 steak sauce on them and eat them like a porterhouse.

 

[Trousers]

Boner, I has one.