The UK Growers Thread!

newuserlol

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fuck that lmao snitches get stitches n all that bollocks lol i like my face haha
too true.....

come-on merlot who pays ya to watch tv shows n grow in a polytunnel whilst enjoying the sun n drinking ya own bodyweight in wine???

i have wondered meself mate?
 

Merlot

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I aint no snitch ya cunts lol i just got lucky. I actually landed this job whilst I was traveling around france as an unpaid volunteer. I worked for my board n food etc. I kinda did a number on the job center/housing benefit to raise the cash....but shhh ;)
 

Merlot

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zed it aint my place lol. I've stated that numerous times.

I look after the place and get paid for it. The bosslady is a vice president for an oil company. She's away for 2-3 months at a time.
 

newuserlol

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u raised the money to live in 2 acres of france from .......job centre/hb......sounds like u been signing on in Monte Carlo ffs
fuck i need to move to monte carlo what with me bald head n unclassy ways they should give me more lol either that or get a rich missus lol

hayho at least the mystery is unravelled, i can sleep easy now at least lol

night all.
 

abe supercro

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lived in the ghetto in detroit south of 8 mile, tweaker broke in once and dad jumped through second story window onto a porch and waited for the mailman. mom divorced him and we soon became posh cunts. i take the piss, i take the shit
 

Merlot

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:P

I should get to bed, but 'ive an urge to watch someone take a beating. Maybe some UFC on youtube is in order. I enjoyed watching kimbo slice take a beating recently. Tough cunt in a street fight, but outclassed at pro level (most of his ufc fights were set ups...)
 

Mastergrow

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Just in from work ffs, doin night shift this week fitting out a shop while there closed....well I say night shift, only working from about 5 till 12.
 

medicropper07

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Riddle me this, riddle me that

You put a butchered mother into flower and its a bit pale

Let pot dry out and feed with full strength veg and bloom and cannazyme

One love
 

R3l@X

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Fucking wankered last night... Glad u got a good lol from the slipper bandit in action rambo loool was tempted not to send it with my face in there but I suppose ur rambo so ill let u off haha
 
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