A Piss Poor Excuse..

[schuylaar]

this thread is about piss..

i have an issue with the person who lives above me..he has to pee in the middle of the night ,every night. sometimes 2x a night and he wakes me up every time..the stream..no flush..no light..just the stream..and it takes sooooo loooong..he did it at around midnight waking me and is doing it again as i'm typing now.

what can i do?

 

[Metasynth]

Have sympathy for his enlarged prostate. Think it bothers you? How do you think HE feels?

 

[schuylaar]

Have sympathy for his enlarged prostate. Think it bothers you? How do you think HE feels?

he's not old..perhaps a trip to the doctor? i hate when people ignore themselves physically..

i get woken up out of sound sleep which sucks because i'm a light sleeper.

 

[UncleBuck]

i aim for the deepest part of the bowl to establish dominance.

 

[tyler.durden]

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

Sooo, is this happening off the balcony above you or can you actually hear toilet noise?

I don't even hear the shitter flush in the middle of the night & it's adjacent to our bedroom.

 

[tyler.durden]

i aim for the deepest part of the bowl to establish dominance.

If you don't feel a little back splash on your feet, you are not a real man...

 

[ebgood]

What can ya do really? Cant ask him to stop peeing. Can u sleep with ear plugs?

 

[UncleBuck]

my post was stolen directly from pinworm. i am desperately trying to overtake him in likes.

 

[schuylaar]

Sooo, is this happening off the balcony above you or can you actually hear toilet noise?

I don't even hear the shitter flush in the middle of the night & it's adjacent to our bedroom.

toilet noise..just the stream..nothing else.

 

[Hepheastus420]

Does it turn you on?

 

[schuylaar]

What can ya do really? Cant ask him to stop peeing. Can u sleep with ear plugs?

i already sleep with an eye mask and pillow combination around my ears..as close to a deprivation tank as possible.

i can still hear the fucker and he's not even old.

 

[schuylaar]

Does it turn you on?

no it irritates me because he wakes me up every fucking night.

 

[Hepheastus420]

no it irritates me because he wakes me up every fucking night.

Well I, for one, give him props for keeping his pee schedule on check.

 

[schuylaar]

Well I, for one, give him props for keeping his pee schedule on check.

it's all different times..usually i hear it in the early am..tonight it's around midnight, then just now 1:30 that's only 90 minutes..is this guy a camel or something?

 

[tyler.durden]

Give him your empty bottles...

 

[Chester da Horse]

one night, break in and catheterise his dick with a 28F Foley catheter. google it.
he'll remember you

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

toilet noise..just the stream..nothing else.

Dang girl, you must have ninja ears.

 

[schuylaar]

one night, break in and catheterise his dick with a 28F Foley catheter. google it.
he'll remember you

wish i could; it sounds painful

 

[schuylaar]

Dang girl, you must have ninja ears.

no dude; i'm gonna record it and post..betchya my phone will pick it up because it's sooooo loud.