UncleBuck
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literal LOL.
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literal LOL.
Hepheastus420
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Oh shit this has to be either fake or illegal.. you could seriously scare somebody to death. Or send them into an anxiety attack if they have coulrophobia. Maybe they had people sign something first
Apparently they got arrested twice during the project.
Funny, but a damn good way to get shot lol
Apparently they got arrested twice during the project.
Funny, but a damn good way to get shot lol
Blue Wizard
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Hepheastus420
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Around 12:10 am I started cooking chicken and had one beer in my system. I started regretting my decision to cook at 12:30. It's now 1:04 am and I'm so glad I made this chicken.. and I have four beers in my system now. Time for a blunt
Love weekends
Love weekends
Gary Goodson
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Gary Goodson
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I'm about to go shower cuz idk who I fucked last night but I got some staaaaaaaaaaank dick
Blue Wizard
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Metasynth
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Everyone still hungover from last night
TripleMindedGee5150
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Heres a good one. For me at least.
All this time I've been careful at being discrete with my son about my "weed"
So fast forward to today. I take him to the skatepark and as he gets in my car he goes "what's that jar of WEED" LMAO LMMFA HAHAHHAHA
I totatly forgot it was there. Then I go "What the hell do you know about weed?"
He's all "I don't but I know that's what its called"
I said "I don't know whoes been in my car" good thing I do have a lot knuckle headed people that hang about. So I grab it put it away.
Then he's all "how do you use it"
I'm all "you eat it" them he went to go on about how fossils are cool. Lmao....
Don't bat an eyelash and it will never be a problem.
All this time I've been careful at being discrete with my son about my "weed"
So fast forward to today. I take him to the skatepark and as he gets in my car he goes "what's that jar of WEED" LMAO LMMFA HAHAHHAHA
I totatly forgot it was there. Then I go "What the hell do you know about weed?"
He's all "I don't but I know that's what its called"
I said "I don't know whoes been in my car" good thing I do have a lot knuckle headed people that hang about. So I grab it put it away.
Then he's all "how do you use it"
I'm all "you eat it" them he went to go on about how fossils are cool. Lmao....
Don't bat an eyelash and it will never be a problem.
Pinworm
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Fuck yea. I've been wanting to do that forever. Pickup a bunch of m1000's, and cause some chaos. The fourth is just right around the corner.
Blue Wizard
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I'm having a delightfully thought provoking conversation with @Yessica... at the moment.
Metasynth
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Haha...I can see him and his friends now... "naw man, you gotta EAT it to get high, not smoke it."
TripleMindedGee5150
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Lmao I know right!!
Metasynth
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When I've gotten some in the past, they've been legit. Not super cheap thoiug
TripleMindedGee5150
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Man I didn't get any illegals this year. They get so damn expensive and all the family so unappreciative. "That's it!?"
Like what you mean THATs IT ? Bunch a jerks
Like what you mean THATs IT ? Bunch a jerks
Pinworm
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Yeah, but worth the extra dough for sure. Last time we had some we all got shitfaced and set a bunch off in WalMart. Got chased out by security.
Whiskey...
ChingOwn
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I like sticking morters in fruit...hear me out now there are two parts of awesome to this....first you get a water melon..cut a hole in it big enough to stick the mortar in, stick the morter in, and lightly replace the square cut out (condenses the explosion makes it better) light the mortar...stand close enough so you are in the blast radius...trust me on this fruit does not hurt and it adds to the awesome of explosion...then and this is important..squish your toes in the water melon remnants its better than any foot massage I swear.