Random Jibber Jabber Thread

[Metasynth]

I Would walk the 13 miles @Pinworm just walked merely to gaze upon the majesty of such an article of clothing....

 

[Flaming Pie]

Fake cancer.

someone explain what happened!!!!

 

[Metasynth]

someone explain what happened!!!!

Ask @giggles26

 

[UncleBuck]

someone explain what happened!!!!

no one likes a gossip.

 

[Flaming Pie]

no one likes a gossip.

Bullshit

 

[ChingOwn]

Talk me out f buying a sectional couch...tell me why they suck I know there is a down side...tell me about it please

 

[Metasynth]

Talk me out f buying a sectional couch...tell me why they suck I know there is a down side...tell me about it please

No, dude...Buy it. Then when you hate it in a year, I'll buy if off you for 1/10th the original price, as long as YOU haul it.

 

[mr sunshine]

I was recently diagnosed with ovarian cancer. Send me cuts of all your strains. I'm also accepting weed and concentrates.

 

[Metasynth]

I thought I had ball cancer once. I went to the doc, got an awkward utrasound of my scrotum and testes by an attractive nurse, and then when the doc felt my balls he laughed and said I was tripping, and everything was normal.

Man, THAT was a relief...I thought they were gonna have to lop off lefty!

 

[Metasynth]

I got my arm stretched by an attractive 22 y/o physical therapist today...She used to do balet, and is a certified massage therapist as well as physical therapist? I bet she's flexible, too...




EDIT: Haha...i feel rude for even voicing these thoughts anonymously on RIU...I love women, and usually try not to objectify them...

 

[Blue Wizard]

I was recently diagnosed with ovarian cancer. Send me cuts of all your strains. I'm also accepting weed and concentrates.

Wow... I'm sorry to hear that. I'm sending a pound of my most stressed Hippy Beater your way.

 

[Yessica...]

I got my arm stretched by an attractive 22 y/o physical therapist today...She used to do balet, and is a certified massage therapist as well as physical therapist? I bet she's flexible, too...




EDIT: Haha...i feel rude for even voicing these thoughts anonymously on RIU...I love women, and usually try not to objectify them...

It's ok here, feel safe brother.

You're in the nest with the trust...

 

[TripleMindedGee5150]

So dude was pretending to have cancer so people would send him weed n shit?

Fake people , fake thugs , fake "hustluhs" , fake accounts, fake emotions. Pretty funny. And here I thought me being an immature grown man was bad. They don't make em like they used to.

One thing I don't do is fake the funk. "No future in your frontin"

Like my small fry grows...

 

[Aeroknow]

I got my arm stretched by an attractive 22 y/o physical therapist today...She used to do balet, and is a certified massage therapist as well as physical therapist? I bet she's flexible, too...




EDIT: Haha...i feel rude for even voicing these thoughts anonymously on RIU...I love women, and usually try not to objectify them...

Watch out for them ballet dancers bro. They will rip ur heart out. Pure evil. My ex-wife use to dance professionally for the Royal Academy of Dance. EVIL

 

[TripleMindedGee5150]

is this a man too ?

 

[Metasynth]

So dude was pretending to have cancer so people would send him weed n shit?

Fake people , fake thugs , fake "hustluhs" , fake accounts, fake emotions. Pretty funny. And here I thought me being an immature grown man was bad. They don't make em like they used to.

One thing I don't do is fake the funk. "No future in your frontin"

Like my small fry grows... View attachment 3456767

BEFORE WE JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS.....


I like to give people a chance to explain themselves. Lets not turn this into a lynch mob...IF it WAS giggles, he was a cool, mellow member of the RIU society for a long time...Lets not just cast him aside without at least knowing more information....

 

[Yessica...]

Rumours here spread faster and weirder than an all girls middle school.

 

[TripleMindedGee5150]

I believe pinworm.

 

[Yessica...]

I believe pinworm.

I have NO clue what anyone here is talking about...

But got a match? I'm IN!

 

[neosapien]

$5 says the next D-list commercial actor scandal is Sprint's "Can you hear me now" guy. Child pornography is hard to top though. Underage ladyboys in Koreatown I think.