Saturday night lame asses

[Gary Goodson]

I was supposed to go watch the Conor McGregor fight but my lights turn on at 9pm and I needed to water and make sure they are doing well. So I decided, fuck it, I'll just stay in and have some beers. So who else is a lame ass this Saturday evening?



Side note: @Unclebaldrick I found a "post new thread" button on the bottom right, if that helps you?

 

[texasjack]

not getting laid by my wife, does that count? Any tricks to get her in the mood more? I'm getting it about 3 times a month.

 

[Hookabelly]

not getting laid by my wife, does that count? Any tricks to get her in the mood more? I'm getting it about 3 times a month.

sexy talk always works. That and heavy breathing

 

[Gary Goodson]

not getting laid by my wife, does that count? Any tricks to get her in the mood more? I'm getting it about 3 times a month.

Definitely counts as "Lameass" if I'm being honest, women like being appreciated. What do you do to make her feel special or appreciated?

 

[Hookabelly]

Definitely counts as "Lameass" if I'm being honest, women like being appreciated. What do you do to make her feel special or appreciated?

wait your post was more well thought out than mine… have you been reading Cosmo? Or watching Oprah?

 

[texasjack]

Definitely counts as "Lameass" if I'm being honest, women like being appreciated. What do you do to make her feel special or appreciated?

not too much I guess, other than increased her standard of living by alot.

 

[Gary Goodson]

wait your post was more well thought out than mine… have you been reading Cosmo? Or watching Oprah?

Nope! I just know how to get ass

 

[texasjack]

I will say we're at a bed and breakfast this very moment for an out of town wedding. Romantic right? The bed is too squeeky she says.

 

[ODanksta]

All I have to do is keep dabs on deck and she is good..

 

[Gary Goodson]

I will say we're at a bed and breakfast this very moment for an out of town wedding. Romantic right? The bed is too squeeky she says.

Be creative like if y'all were teenagers, take it to the floor or shower!


Rub that clit while watching a movie she picks...

 

[texasjack]

I should

 

[ebgood]

Just eat it. Eat it all up

 

[ODanksta]

I will say we're at a bed and breakfast this very moment for an out of town wedding. Romantic right? The bed is too squeeky she says.

Take her in kitchen and throw her ass on the counter and pull her hair, and kiss her neck a lot..






I like to fart while she is giving me head.













Lol






@420nell420

 

[ebgood]

Rub that clit while watching a movie she picks...

Thats what i do.

 

[2paranoid]

drinking alone in my room waiting for deaths warm embrace

 

[Gary Goodson]

drinking alone in my room waiting for deaths warm embrace

Kinda dark homie, but you're not drinking alone tonight. I've got a mug of beer right now, let's down one!

 

[2paranoid]

Kinda dark homie, but you're not drinking alone tonight. I've got a mug of beer right now, let's down one!

thanks bruv


down the hatches

 

[Gary Goodson]

thanks bruv


down the hatches

Pouring up another, let me know when you want to slam one again

 

[abe supercro]

Man I want to see that Nightcrawler flick but my betamax is fucked.

 

[ebgood]

On my 3rd heiny with the wifey and a few homies waiting for breasts to pop out