What are all you guys up to this summer? Vacations, projects, substance abuse? Let me know because I am very bored and need some suggestions
LOL dunno if you can really keep Thor sneeky and concealed he will prob lick the boarder guards lolDog smuggling.
This could be far more lucrative than simply smuggling drugs, so cliche.Dog smuggling.
We just took Thor out but I forgot the poop bags. So I ran in and got them and a cotton work glove - I just don't want to feel the squishyness and warmth of fresh poo. Then I forgot which tree it was near - so I spent ten minutes running around looking for it with a poop glove on my right hand covered in an inside out poop bag, a beer in my left hand and a joint in my mouth. I finally found it. It was under a thick layer of flies. They are very good at what they do.This could be far more lucrative than simply smuggling drugs, so cliche.
What is the poo aversion shit? You got a baby, toughen up mange. They are portable and smile at anything, get him some traveling clothes and head out here. I could use holding a baby.We just took Thor out but I forgot the poop bags. So I ran in and got them and a cotton work glove - I just don't want to feel the squishyness and warmth of fresh poo. Then I forgot which tree it was near - so I spent ten minutes running around looking for it with a poop glove on my right hand covered in an inside out poop bag, a beer in my left hand and a joint in my mouth. I finally found it. It was under a thick layer of flies. They are very good at what they do.
This is my summer so far. Good times (sincerely, no bullshit) Sorry to digress, but the smile on my boy's face when I got home just made me melt. He missed me. The wife and I have had nice camping trips for the last few years, but he is our summer vacation this year. Don't really see the point of taking a 7 month old to Yosemite... the aquarium maybe. I think he will dig the belugii.
At the risk of offending ones sensibilities, maybe get a plastic novelty dog poop, put it in a bag and then carry it with you so then you can just do a fake "stoop and snatch" and then dangle the novelty poop so onlookers can see what a responsible citizen you are. Just spitballing here.We just took Thor out but I forgot the poop bags. So I ran in and got them and a cotton work glove - I just don't want to feel the squishyness and warmth of fresh poo. Then I forgot which tree it was near - so I spent ten minutes running around looking for it with a poop glove on my right hand covered in an inside out poop bag, a beer in my left hand and a joint in my mouth. I finally found it. It was under a thick layer of flies. They are very good at what they do.
Oh, I would get used to the poop if I needed to. I have some strange tactile tiks but no problem with baby poo. Travelling with a baby sucks now that they are expected to ride in a car seat (harumph) - I was nursed at 80 mph in a car with no headrests or seat belts. Try that today and you will have people narcing you out all the time.What is the poo aversion shit? You got a baby, toughen up mange. They are portable and smile at anything, get him some traveling clothes and head out here. I could use holding a baby.
I know! Back when we grew up they were like excel or die! Today it's all wah wah save all of them ;DOh, I would get used to the poop if I needed to. I have some strange tactile tiks but no problem with baby poo. Travelling with a baby sucks now that they are expected to ride in a car seat (harumph) - I was nursed at 80 mph in a car with no headrests or seat belts. Try that today and you will have people narcing you out all the time.