I need help!

qwizoking

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Damn if yall think this man has problems im not sure you would like me much..


Old one of drkl. Aymeastvt w ivk Agee
Yesterday at 1:33 AM

What 40 mg of xanax looks like and enough fish scale to keep me typing
I dont bullshit.


Good luck bro. If it helps, i did kick my xanax and caine habit. It just took a 2 month vacation and alot of latin pussy
 

Gary Goodson

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I just got chased out of the cona stow!

I went back, but this time just to get a couple of 40's. I only had $6.53 and I know that two 40's are $5.81. I wanted 3, so I grabbed one and shoved it down the front of my Dickie shorts. I went to the counter and the cashier kept looking at my junk, but didn't say anything. I pay for my two 40's and all is good.

Then I turn around to leave and right before I get to the door, the fucking 40 slips out of my shorts and busts on the floor. Beer is all over my house shoes(the gangsta kind) and the cashier comes running out from behind the cash register! Chasing me, screaming in some kinda middle eastern language! There I go, running through the hood with two 40's in my hand. People are looking at me funny, I'm hopping fences and avoiding dogs...

I made it home with my two 40's but only one house shoe. It was a close one. I kinda felt like I had the whole Figgurelli crime syndicate after me.

I think I earned my beer after that little kerfuffle

Cheers!


Edit: can someone give me a ride back to the stow to pick up my truck? I had to leave it when I burnt off
 

Kind Sir

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Ive been drinking after work alot as well. Ive been clean for two years but going to my methadone clinic everyday still just bc i smoke weed is hell for me.

Ive had a slight relapse, not opiates but captain morgan and soco.. I havnt made concentrates before but maby thatll help. Im somewhag excited to get my 10$ bottle of captain after work, and feel pretty bad about it...

Hope all is well your way man.
 

sneakyfoot

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I just got chased out of the cona stow!

I went back, but this time just to get a couple of 40's. I only had $6.53 and I know that two 40's are $5.81. I wanted 3, so I grabbed one and shoved it down the front of my Dickie shorts. I went to the counter and the cashier kept looking at my junk, but didn't say anything. I pay for my two 40's and all is good.

Then I turn around to leave and right before I get to the door, the fucking 40 slips out of my shorts and busts on the floor. Beer is all over my house shoes(the gangsta kind) and the cashier comes running out from behind the cash register! Chasing me, screaming in some kinda middle eastern language! There I go, running through the hood with two 40's in my hand. People are looking at me funny, I'm hopping fences and avoiding dogs...

I made it home with my two 40's but only one house shoe. It was a close one. I kinda felt like I had the whole Figgurelli crime syndicate after me.

I think I earned my beer after that little kerfuffle

Cheers!


Edit: can someone give me a ride back to the stow to pick up my truck? I had to leave it when I burnt off
Well at least u r getting ur exercise that way. I'd say stay the course, Gar. With beer ur running FROM a clerk (that exists ) during a bender with some functional hand weights. With Meff, after a day or two, u r running TOWARD some bush narcs or shadow people (that don't exist ) with a very real handgun ,chasing them away from ur gro or whatever.




This issue must have hit a nerve in me, cuz i haven't posted but 3 times in 5 years (but i be lerking the hole time like a perv). I also figured out jus now that it super fukn hard to type on Meff!
 
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Gary Goodson

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It's been 12 hours of straight drinking and I'm barely starting to gain some momentum here.

I'm actually starting to get a buzz
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Kind Sir

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Have you ever had craft beers from wisconsin? We throwback harder than any state, unfortunately.

Im drinking captain and chaser, as Im whimpy.
Followed by Critical Sensi Star in my pipe!
 
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