charface
Well-Known Member
Or BETTER!
Or BETTER!
Well at least u r getting ur exercise that way. I'd say stay the course, Gar. With beer ur running FROM a clerk (that exists ) during a bender with some functional hand weights. With Meff, after a day or two, u r running TOWARD some bush narcs or shadow people (that don't exist ) with a very real handgun ,chasing them away from ur gro or whatever.I just got chased out of the cona stow!
I went back, but this time just to get a couple of 40's. I only had $6.53 and I know that two 40's are $5.81. I wanted 3, so I grabbed one and shoved it down the front of my Dickie shorts. I went to the counter and the cashier kept looking at my junk, but didn't say anything. I pay for my two 40's and all is good.
Then I turn around to leave and right before I get to the door, the fucking 40 slips out of my shorts and busts on the floor. Beer is all over my house shoes(the gangsta kind) and the cashier comes running out from behind the cash register! Chasing me, screaming in some kinda middle eastern language! There I go, running through the hood with two 40's in my hand. People are looking at me funny, I'm hopping fences and avoiding dogs...
I made it home with my two 40's but only one house shoe. It was a close one. I kinda felt like I had the whole Figgurelli crime syndicate after me.
I think I earned my beer after that little kerfuffle
Cheers!
Edit: can someone give me a ride back to the stow to pick up my truck? I had to leave it when I burnt off
In my day it was spelled ConestogaNow we KNOW you're trolling, its spelled cona stow my dude
That stuff is tasty.It's been 12 hours of straight drinking and I'm barely starting to gain some momentum here.
I'm actually starting to get a buzz
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Yes it wasThat stuff is tasty.
Much wisdomYa know G...
Ur bein a lil dramatic bruh, U dont Have to do meth. Just stop drinkin
And eat cake
I cant fuuuuckin figure out why everyone underestimates the healing power of cake
That's betterAnd eat cak
I cant fuuuuckin figure out why everyone underestimates the healing power of cak
I'm not into sweets all that much. I mean, I like cheese cake and Tiramisu, maybe a cannoli, but not very often. I'd rather eat steak, ribs, poke chops, and tatersYa know G...
Ur bein a lil dramatic bruh, U dont Have to do meth. Just stop drinkin
And eat cake
I cant fuuuuckin figure out why everyone underestimates the healing power of cake
[I'm not into sweets all that much. I mean, I like cheese cake and Tiramisu, maybe a cannoli, but not very often. I'd rather eat steak, ribs, poke chops, and taters