FLIES IN MY WENDY'S FOOD

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bkburger3

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So today i went through the drive thru with my girlfriend and we both got a couple flies inside of our baconators.I stormed inside and immediately ask to speak to the manager.I inform him that i had flies inside of my food and he says "Thats impossible!!! You are a liar!!!!" I yell at him " DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?????!!!!!!!!!!, IM IN THE FIGGURELLI CRIME FAMILY" He trembles in fear and apologizes,but i tell him sorry doesnt cut it.I jump over the counter and begin to attack him with a giant purple dildo.I take off his clothes and ram the dildo so far up his ass that he starts to bleed and cry.Then the police arrived and arrested me. i am actually typing this from a jail cell right now.Im using one of the guards ipads to type this,the figgurelli crime family has lots of inside connections.My grandfather is on the way right now to bail me out.I can hear the man in the cell next to me jack off.Its a loud slapping noise.
 
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bkburger3

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I got arrested and was in jail almost all day for ramming a dildo up the ass of the manager at wendys for putting flies inside of my food.I was taken to jail and just bonded out by my grandfather(a high ranking member of the figgurelli crime family) and he told me we had to go on a mission.The mission was to take out a big member of the rival black gang,the niggurellis,daquan.WE drive by his house and start shooting with ak47s.He runs out and starts firing back with an m16,and he is hit by a sniper out of a tree.Me and my grandpa drove off.We have no idea how that sniper was there because we know he wasnt a figgurelli.
 
jerryb73

jerryb73

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bkburger3 said:
I got arrested and was in jail almost all day for ramming a dildo up the ass of the manager at wendys for putting flies inside of my food.I was taken to jail and just bonded out by my grandfather(a high ranking member of the figgurelli crime family) and he told me we had to go on a mission.The mission was to take out a big member of the rival black gang,the niggurellis,daquan.WE drive by his house and start shooting with ak47s.He runs out and starts firing back with an m16,and he is hit by a sniper out of a tree.Me and my grandpa drove off.We have no idea how that sniper was there because we know he wasnt a figgurelli.
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U live an interesting life bro..lmao!!
Your last story was better..
 
Gary Goodson

Gary Goodson

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bkburger3 said:
I got arrested and was in jail almost all day for ramming a dildo up the ass of the manager at wendys for putting flies inside of my food.I was taken to jail and just bonded out by my grandfather(a high ranking member of the figgurelli crime family) and he told me we had to go on a mission.The mission was to take out a big member of the rival black gang,the niggurellis,daquan.WE drive by his house and start shooting with ak47s.He runs out and starts firing back with an m16,and he is hit by a sniper out of a tree.Me and my grandpa drove off.We have no idea how that sniper was there because we know he wasnt a figgurelli.
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Will any of your stories contain normal shit like smoking meth out of a light bulb or shooting heroin in the veins of your dick?
 
farmasensist

farmasensist

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bkburger3 said:
So today i went through the drive thru with my girlfriend and we both got a couple flies inside of our baconators.I stormed inside and immediately ask to speak to the manager.I inform him that i had flies inside of my food and he says "Thats impossible!!! You are a liar!!!!" I yell at him " DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?????!!!!!!!!!!, IM IN THE FIGGURELLI CRIME FAMILY" He trembles in fear and apologizes,but i tell him sorry doesnt cut it.I jump over the counter and begin to attack him with a giant purple dildo.I take off his clothes and ram the dildo so far up his ass that he starts to bleed and cry.Then the police arrived and arrested me. i am actually typing this from a jail cell right now.Im using one of the guards ipads to type this,the figgurelli crime family has lots of inside connections.My grandfather is on the way right now to bail me out.I can hear the man in the cell next to me jack off.Its a loud slapping noise.
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Your grand father snitched on a bunch of my niggurelli homies and now they are in jail. They going to butt rape you in the ass. Hope you like the taste of niggurelli dick. ATM bitch
 
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CC Dobbs

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bkburger3 said:
I got arrested and was in jail almost all day for ramming a dildo up the ass of the manager at wendys for putting flies inside of my food.I was taken to jail and just bonded out by my grandfather(a high ranking member of the figgurelli crime family) and he told me we had to go on a mission.The mission was to take out a big member of the rival black gang,the niggurellis,daquan.WE drive by his house and start shooting with ak47s.He runs out and starts firing back with an m16,and he is hit by a sniper out of a tree.Me and my grandpa drove off.We have no idea how that sniper was there because we know he wasnt a figgurelli.
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I used to date your grandfather figgurelli and he had a very small, mis-shapen penis.
 
Aeroknow

Aeroknow

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bkburger3 said:
So today i went through the drive thru with my girlfriend and we both got a couple flies inside of our baconators.I stormed inside and immediately ask to speak to the manager.I inform him that i had flies inside of my food and he says "Thats impossible!!! You are a liar!!!!" I yell at him " DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?????!!!!!!!!!!, IM IN THE FIGGURELLI CRIME FAMILY" He trembles in fear and apologizes,but i tell him sorry doesnt cut it.I jump over the counter and begin to attack him with a giant purple dildo.I take off his clothes and ram the dildo so far up his ass that he starts to bleed and cry.Then the police arrived and arrested me. i am actually typing this from a jail cell right now.Im using one of the guards ipads to type this,the figgurelli crime family has lots of inside connections.My grandfather is on the way right now to bail me out.I can hear the man in the cell next to me jack off.Its a loud slapping noise.
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Hepheastus420

Hepheastus420

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Blue Wizard said:


I want to suck her penis. ^^^



I just made your thread 100x better OP. No need to thank me I'm just doing my job.
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Man, I can't understand why people like sucking dick. I like a BJ as much as the next guy, but sucking dick must suck


And op, you gotta stop telling your stories. The figgurelli's are gonna find out you're snitching and take care of you. Let them know I'll take your place when you're gone.
 
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