Don't you love it.....

[6ohMax]

Don't you love it when you go poopy and it is a ghost poopy? BOOM. Nothing on the toilet paper

 

[Singlemalt]

They are stealth too, so you can't duplicate the proper conditions to do it again

 

[Gary Goodson]

You fuckers

 

[ODanksta]

What really sucks is when you shit and some how it gets all over your ass checks. You wipe and it's all over your wrist, your like wtf. Keep wiping and it's everywhere. And you are like damn I just farted

 

[bu$hleaguer]

I thought this was going to be a thread about dick pills and fisting. Boy was I wrong. Way more mature.

 

[JDGreen]

I thought this was going to be a thread about dick pills and fisting. Boy was I wrong. Way more mature.

Way way more

 

[tyler.durden]

Don't you hate it when you feel the urgent need to shit and only a small piece comes out? To top it off, the consistency is such that you need to wipe like 6 times to get it all. Just for a little piece of shit. Hardly worth it, what a gip...

 

[2paranoid]

i need to have extra rolls on deck mang


its like wiping a pile of mud sometimes

 

[Aeroknow]

I wipe until there's blood

 

[Inzegrow]

 

[qwizoking]

every time her. straight up, clean drops every time.

opiates

 

[ODanksta]

Olive pudding

@420nell420

 

[Indagrow]

How about when you know you're about to shit your pants, run to the can and just let the most triumphant fart out nothing more.... Yet you still have to flush those pooticulates

 

[Aeroknow]

What about when you're running a marathon? What do you do?

 

[whitebb2727]

I hate it when water splashes your sphincter. To me a ghost shit a crap that you know came out and heard it it the water but nothing in the toilet.

 

[fkupus]

Or a pile of shit that's sticking.out the water

 

[nomoresnow]

What about when you're running a marathon? What do you do?
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Love all the people in the crowd! How did it get all over the front of him?

 

[whitebb2727]

The one that sticks to the side of the bowl and smears when you flush.

 

[6ohMax]

The one that sticks to the side of the bowl and smears when you flush.

that shit does suck

 

[whitebb2727]

Not trying to hijack, just staying in the spirit of poop. How many here have used an outhouse? I have. Still go to a hunting cabin that has one.