Don't you love it.....

[tyler.durden]

How about when you know you're about to shit your pants, run to the can and just let the most triumphant fart out nothing more.... Yet you still have to flush those pooticulates

"Here I sit, broken hearted. Tried to shit, but only farted..."

 

[Diabolical666]

 

[Diabolical666]

Not trying to hijack, just staying in the spirit of poop. How many here have used an outhouse? I have. Still go to a hunting cabin that has one.

Outhouse?! I'll crap in the woods anywheres anytime...like bear

 

[tyler.durden]

The one that sticks to the side of the bowl and smears when you flush.

Especially at other people's places. It's like, 'sorry dude, must be something wrong with your toilet...'

 

[tyler.durden]

They don't call him Dani PUDI for nuthin'...

 

[Blue Wizard]

Not trying to hijack, just staying in the spirit of poop. How many here have used an outhouse? I have. Still go to a hunting cabin that has one.

I've used one before. We went hunting on one of dad's friends ranch. The main building was over 100 years old and made out of adobe.

 

[whitebb2727]

Outhouse?! I'll crap in the woods anywheres anytime...like bear

Lol. That's what's up. I will to. I pooped in the woods today.

 

[6ohMax]

I used to love reading the porta Johns wall writing while in the army...made my poopy taking experience more bearable

 

[qwizoking]

i once took a shit behind some houses, we were high and smoking
to far from a bathroom. i told my ex wife to remove her under garments for wiping material, figured she didnt really need em... left a present for the neighbors

 

[Diabolical666]

i once took a shit behind some houses, we were high and smoking
to far from a bathroom. i told my ex wife to remove her under garments for wiping material, figured she didnt really need em... left a present for the neighbors

lol why didnt you use your under garments?

 

[qwizoking]

shes used to no undies.

plus then id have to strip instead of her. .. and i didnt wanna.

 

[Nutes and Nugs]

The smell of porta johns at country fairs and carnivals is amazing to me.
I always wonder what the fuck people ate to make that terrible stink.

 

[qwizoking]

my ex wife was a gypsy. carnivals, belly dancers gaudy crap and hoes. will always have a place in my heart

but portable poop buckets should go

 

[mr sunshine]

What really sucks is when you shit and some how it gets all over your ass checks. You wipe and it's all over your wrist, your like wtf. Keep wiping and it's everywhere. And you are like damn I just farted

You got some thick deep butt cheeks...

 

[bu$hleaguer]

Lately I've noticed I can't like certain peoples posts. Wtf is up with that. Dia this is me liking your woods-shitting post.

 

[ODanksta]

"Here I sit, broken hearted. Tried to shit, but only farted..."

Here I sit on the toilet bowl, with out a roll.

Should I use my hand?, God if I only had a plan

 

[Aeroknow]

The smell of porta johns at country fairs and carnivals is amazing to me.
I always wonder what the fuck people ate to make that terrible stink.

Imagine that being your bathroom every single day while at work!
If you are in the building trades, that's all you get. It's a messed up world. After they've been on a jobsite for a minute, they get ripe. One of the most fucked up smells, and you gotta take a shit in there. It's bullshit.
And then if that's not bad enough, on some of the super big jobs, they bring this into the building towards the end of the job.

We call them half-shitters(i've personaly never seen one with a roof on it like that^ one). Urinal on one side, and shitter on the other. You walk up to take a piss, and you see duder taking a shit. Your like "what's up dude?" He's like "not much man", and so on.

 

[whitebb2727]

The smell of porta johns at country fairs and carnivals is amazing to me.
I always wonder what the fuck people ate to make that terrible stink.

You ever smell a port ajohn on a hot summer day after everyone comes back after a weekend of hard drinking and eating? Or on a hot summer day when the drug supply runs out at a construction site and everyone gets the shits. Horrible.

 

[whitebb2727]

Imagine that being your bathroom every single day while at work!
If you are in the building trades, that's all you get. It's a messed up world. After they've been on a jobsite for a minute, they get ripe. One of the most fucked up smells, and you gotta take a shit in there. It's bullshit.
And then if that's not bad enough, on some of the super big jobs, they bring this into the building towards the end of the job.
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We call them half-shitters(i've personaly never seen one with a roof on it like that^ one). Urinal on one side, and shitter on the other. You walk up to take a piss, and you see duder taking a shit. Your like "what's up dude?" He's like "not much man", and so on.

Man. Thats luck. I've been in remote of enough job sites to use a bucket or the woods.

 

[Aeroknow]

Man. Thats luck. I've been in remote of enough job sites to use a bucket or the woods.

I would way rather shit in the woods