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If they created us, then they left a lot of trash around to throw us off...
Like, how and why we share fifty percent of our DNA with FRUIT FLIES. Or the much more widely quoted statistic that humans and bonobo chimpanzees are more closely related to one another than any of the other primates, at over 99%. In other words, we keep our genetic brethren locked up in cages in zoos for entertainment!
If I was an alien I'd definitely want to know WTF those crazy human monkeys are gonna pull next- especially if that means they as a teenage civilization are actually about to get their hands on interstellar travel technology and build their first set of wheels!
Colonisation has always gone badly in history- especially for those being colonised.
Man.. all I gotta say is this.
For the sake of arguing lets say that aliens have observed us, and they have for a couple centuries or so, lets say they have conquered the conundrum of light-speed, inertia, gravity, and so on.
So they are some smart motherfuckers, right?
Lets say they watch us... watch us pollute the air, water, soil, and even the atmosphere AROUND the earth, they see us chopping all the trees down, and covering the earth with a hard black tar, asphalt, and concrete, they see our cars puking shit out in the air, and they see us killing off our animals. Killing off each other in the name of money or religion...
so lets think about that for a second.... Hold that thought.
Imagine that same scenario, and you are on a boat in the pacific ocean, looking for intelligent islanders to chill with, and you find an island that is covered in SHIT and pollution and the people on the island can't stop fucking and procreating, so much so that they can't grow food or have clean water anymore...
If you were on a boat, looking for intelligent islanders, and you saw
that island....
would YOU stop??
fucking I would tuck my ass down, and
FLOOR it away from those dumbshits, like ASAP.
If I were an alien?
And I observed what we've done to this planet in just 100 years?
Fuck...
Keep on moving fells, there's no intelligent life form on THIS fuckin planet...