Pinworm
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Please submit your essay on why you should win a date with @tyler.durden. Yes!
Win a date with Tyler.Durden
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Kalebaiden
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Hi, My names contestant number 3.
I think I should win a date with Tyler because he's so dreamy and I totally have gotten over my killing phase <tee hee>
I mean, I still stab and bite a bit but if I wear my helmet I won't be able to hurt him that much.
I like long walks on the beach, candle lit sacrifices and golly gee, I really love ice cream.
If I win, I promise it'll be the best and last night of Tylers life!
I think I should win a date with Tyler because he's so dreamy and I totally have gotten over my killing phase <tee hee>
I mean, I still stab and bite a bit but if I wear my helmet I won't be able to hurt him that much.
I like long walks on the beach, candle lit sacrifices and golly gee, I really love ice cream.
If I win, I promise it'll be the best and last night of Tylers life!
Pinworm
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Fine. I'll do mine first since you are all a bunch of lazy pussies.
He is witty, informative, has a huge e-weenis, does not suffer newbs lightly. He has never treated me with disrespect. He always remembers to say sorry when he pre-jacks in my mouth. He has never once led me to believe something that is untrue about my political beliefs. His knowledge about science and philosophy is something that I hold in high respect. I would let one of my children breed with his. He once gave me a handy j in an elevator ride during a lightning storm to calm my nerves.
I love this man.
An essay by,
Pinworm
He is witty, informative, has a huge e-weenis, does not suffer newbs lightly. He has never treated me with disrespect. He always remembers to say sorry when he pre-jacks in my mouth. He has never once led me to believe something that is untrue about my political beliefs. His knowledge about science and philosophy is something that I hold in high respect. I would let one of my children breed with his. He once gave me a handy j in an elevator ride during a lightning storm to calm my nerves.
I love this man.
An essay by,
Pinworm
tyler.durden
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Hmmm. Kalebaiden seems dangerous, I like bad boyz. And Pecker seems hard to get, I dig that, too. But Pin and I have something special, you know, with feelings involved. I've got to hit the sack (then go to bed), I have a lot to think about...
Unclebaldrick
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I have some beer left.
Thank you for your consideration.
Thank you for your consideration.
Balzac89
Undercover Mod
You and I are gonna get along just fine.
a senile fungus
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Are there any rules to consider here?
Diabolical666
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Tyler is a genius...that is all
Gary Goodson
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Tyler has a penis.... That is all
Mernin Dia
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abe supercro
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Chitown Maven? He haz a nuggetry stand at the waterfront on saturdays, kindest bud in town. be careful w the third eye headband kush, theshit gave me a past life regression.
Diabolical666
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afta'noon govna
tyler.durden
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Ha, in T&T? No. Essay away...
tyler.durden
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Be extra careful with the brown eye headband kush, butt they always cum back for more...
tyler.durden
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Of course. I make enough money with the grow, so if they're a little short on cash, I don't make a big deal about it. This contest is to win a date, not pimp out Tyler. That's a future contest...
I'll see your beer and raise you GG #4 since it's for Tyler
Balzac89
Undercover Mod
I wrote to my essay, but it might take him a few days to write back. Ya know the snail mail in lockup.
a senile fungus
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What's the first rule?