tyler.durden
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Do not talk about Fight Club...
Win a date with Tyler.Durden
- Thread starter Pinworm
- Start date
a senile fungus
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tyler.durden
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You sure did. I'll PM you on how to claim your 'prize'...
a senile fungus
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aaaaaand my inbox remains empty.
Did I just get stood up on my date with tyler.durden?
Did I just get stood up on my date with tyler.durden?
Blue Wizard
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I'm a very nice guy, my small penis won't make his butt hurt and I'll buy him dinner at a fast food joint of his choosing as long as it's not over $7.
leftyguitar
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I would go on a date with him. But I won't work this hard to get it. LOL
tyler.durden
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tyler.durden
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You also promised an all-night spooning session and breakfast. I shaved EVERYTHING, and bought a cute little wig. I'm ready...
Blue Wizard
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Looks like I win guys. I'm heading over there right now, just gotta pick up a bottle of cheap vodka and some extra small condoms.
Gary Goodson
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Blue Wizard
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Those look like they would be a perfect fit! Do you have any spares?
Gary Goodson
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tyler.durden
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Lol. I'd hardly call what we do 'dating', but I ordered a pizza and already had the small condoms. It's not gonna be enough, contest still on...
Blue Wizard
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If I'm not paying for it directly, it's a date.
dannyboy602
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Who do I have to fuck to get on the short list?
leftyguitar
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That thing is fucking huge OMGFuck PM, here you go, stud. You make my heart go...
tyler.durden
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That's gonna cost you extra...
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
I'd like to lunch with Tyler Durden
The rest'raunt bill won't be a burden
I'm sure once he reviews my assets
He'll be ruined for y'all motherfuckers.
The rest'raunt bill won't be a burden
I'm sure once he reviews my assets
He'll be ruined for y'all motherfuckers.