Random Jibber Jabber Thread

xxMissxx

xxMissxx

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WOW boiled n baked by spanish sunshine........ got the crap scared outta me when the frickin Tour de España cycled past with 6000 police and 2 news helicopters......... eeek! that made me sweat extra ! :D :D :D
 
OOBubblesOO

OOBubblesOO

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I made a new friend last night. :D

Got a little tipsy and started to feel the itch for a cig, so I went out for a walk to see if any of the neighbors were out having one. This dude and his wife were outside having one and he gave me a cig.
We got to bullshitttin, told eachother our stories and shit.

Dude wound up asking me if I wanted to smoke a J and of course I was all for it. Went up to their appartment and met his bad ass dalmatian. I grew up on a farm and I have an inherent love for all abimals, and so that mafucka and I became friends instantly.

Went outside and smoked the J down. Thanked him and told him if he's ever bored to come over to my place and I'd beat his ass at some Super Smash Bros on the GameCube.
Told me I'd regret saying that, but we'll see just how much skill this dude's got haha.

Good morning mafuckas.
 
charface

charface

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If the biblical version of the end times prophecy
are true when the 7th trumpet blows I hope god has this cool ass motherfucker playing this tune,
That should be like the best acid ever, melting faces starkly contrasted mellow tones.
Ahhhhh sweet sweet plot twist.
 
Pinworm

Pinworm

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Are we enemies of the state? or idealist bourgeoisie? I'll get this one. Put it on my card. I get frequent flyer miles, and a booklet of upgrades, so that the next time I visit the third world I won't have to fly second class.....The people's revolution.......... it's gonna be a podcast...
 
qwizoking

qwizoking

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ahh shit.
i was posed to go bang number 6? (i forget who correlates to which number) but i got barred out and forgot...well she texted at like noon and i didnt feel like it so didnt rrspond at the time..then i forgot.

so now i get a voicemail of her crying. im not sure what to do, like shes never been in my place, my friends have never seen this particular girl, i usually tell her she cant come in and we go a couple rounds in my car. i like her alot but at the same time i dont. like i aint gonna make out with that chick and enjoy it but people who have seen her say shes fine, she looks like kristin kreuks twin but with tits and ass

so im trying to figure out how to resolve this issue.

1. how to make it up to her, besides just giving dick

2. should i just get over it and tell jer to get to steppin...or make her the one and only

3. just put her in one of my apts and keep it stocked?

ugh idk i might have to go to her place tomorrow and do the deed
 
Singlemalt

Singlemalt

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qwizoking said:
ahh shit.
i was posed to go bang number 6? (i forget who correlates to which number) but i got barred out and forgot...well she texted at like noon and i didnt feel like it so didnt rrspond at the time..then i forgot.

so now i get a voicemail of her crying. im not sure what to do, like shes never been in my place, my friends have never seen this particular girl, i usually tell her she cant come in and we go a couple rounds in my car. i like her alot but at the same time i dont. like i aint gonna make out with that chick and enjoy it but people who have seen her say shes fine, she looks like kristin kreuks twin but with tits and ass

so im trying to figure out how to resolve this issue.

1. how to make it up to her, besides just giving dick

2. should i just get over it and tell jer to get to steppin...or make her the one and only

3. just put her in one of my apts and keep it stocked?

ugh idk i might have to go to her place tomorrow and do the deed
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First world problems; unless of course you are a 3rd world military dictatorship
 
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