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Unclebaldrick

Unclebaldrick

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Mind you, I need to filter this through the fact that I am old and a carmudgeon, but it is made easier by the fact that your fashions are actually shit that was left over at the Wiebolt's when it closed in 1979; your music is shit that we spurned in 1979 and the ugliness of your women is just timeless. Even the jeans you are wearing are leftovers from the sixth and final season of Charlie's Angels.

So I had some records that I didn't want to take with me when I move and decided to bring them to a shop in this god forsaken neighborhood-gone-wrong... I actually witnessed the following. Two twenty something girls browsing thru vinyl and one yells to the other (4 feet away) "I am looking for Supertramp, Dire Straits and U2, so if you see any..."

Ok, the problem was that they were not in a fucking thrift shop, they were browsing through new vinyl ($30 a pop) that was arranged alphabetically! So this dimwit wasn't so much asking for her friend's help so much as she was loudly proclaiming her active consumption of some really shitty music. Seriously? Even when Supertramp came out, people were embarrassed if they found it catchy.

Keep in mind that it is a Saturday and all the hipsters have creeped out in their Saturday best to take up perches on sidewalk planters and fire hydrants to take part in the great poseur parade. Another snippet of conversation... this time between two filthy homeless type hipsters one of whom has one of those comically tall fixed-gear pieces of shit bike. "My client is traveling coast to coast on one of those and he is interested in.... (I could not listen any further)". Let me translate that for you non hipsters... "I know a guy who is wasting the trust fund his grandfather left him by riding a beat up bike around while wearing a monocle and getting tattooed in every state Route 66 runs though. He occasionally lets me sleep on his couch."

Yeah, I am old and I need to consider the fact that old people have had problems understanding young people forever. But judging them becomes much easier when the clothes you wear are the cloths we threw away, the music you listen to is the music we listened o until something better came along. It is pretty easy for me to understand Supertramp

You miserable, pathetic losers have lost track of whether you are trying to be ironic or not. You are cannon fodder. I hope your kids put you in a home.
 
bu$hleaguer

bu$hleaguer

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Unclebaldrick said:
Mind you, I need to filter this through the fact that I am old and a carmudgeon, but it is made easier by the fact that your fashions are actually shit that was left over at the Wiebolt's when it closed in 1979; your music is shit that we spurned in 1979 and the ugliness of your women is just timeless. Even the jeans you are wearing are leftovers from the sixth and final season of Charlie's Angels.

So I had some records that I didn't want to take with me when I move and decided to bring them to a shop in this god forsaken neighborhood-gone-wrong... I actually witnessed the following. Two twenty something girls browsing thru vinyl and one yells to the other (4 feet away) "I am looking for Supertramp, Dire Straits and U2, so if you see any..."

Ok, the problem was that they were not in a fucking thrift shop, they were browsing through new vinyl ($30 a pop) that was arranged alphabetically! So this dimwit wasn't so much asking for her friend's help so much as she was loudly proclaiming her active consumption of some really shitty music. Seriously? Even when Supertramp came out, people were embarrassed if they found it catchy.

Keep in mind that it is a Saturday and all the hipsters have creeped out in their Saturday best to take up perches on sidewalk planters and fire hydrants to take part in the great poseur parade. Another snippet of conversation... this time between two filthy homeless type hipsters one of whom has one of those comically tall fixed-gear pieces of shit bike. "My client is traveling coast to coast on one of those and he is interested in.... (I could not listen any further)". Let me translate that for you non hipsters... "I know a guy who is wasting the trust fund his grandfather left him by riding a beat up bike around while wearing a monocle and getting tattooed in every state Route 66 runs though. He occasionally lets me sleep on his couch."

Yeah, I am old and I need to consider the fact that old people have had problems understanding young people forever. But judging them becomes much easier when the clothes you wear are the cloths we threw away, the music you listen to is the music we listened o until something better came along. It is pretty easy for me to understand Supertramp

You miserable, pathetic losers have lost track of whether you are trying to be ironic or not. You are cannon fodder. I hope your kids put you in a home.
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fandango

fandango

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Unclebaldrick said:
Mind you, I need to filter this through the fact that I am old and a carmudgeon, but it is made easier by the fact that your fashions are actually shit that was left over at the Wiebolt's when it closed in 1979; your music is shit that we spurned in 1979 and the ugliness of your women is just timeless. Even the jeans you are wearing are leftovers from the sixth and final season of Charlie's Angels.

So I had some records that I didn't want to take with me when I move and decided to bring them to a shop in this god forsaken neighborhood-gone-wrong... I actually witnessed the following. Two twenty something girls browsing thru vinyl and one yells to the other (4 feet away) "I am looking for Supertramp, Dire Straits and U2, so if you see any..."

Ok, the problem was that they were not in a fucking thrift shop, they were browsing through new vinyl ($30 a pop) that was arranged alphabetically! So this dimwit wasn't so much asking for her friend's help so much as she was loudly proclaiming her active consumption of some really shitty music. Seriously? Even when Supertramp came out, people were embarrassed if they found it catchy.

Keep in mind that it is a Saturday and all the hipsters have creeped out in their Saturday best to take up perches on sidewalk planters and fire hydrants to take part in the great poseur parade. Another snippet of conversation... this time between two filthy homeless type hipsters one of whom has one of those comically tall fixed-gear pieces of shit bike. "My client is traveling coast to coast on one of those and he is interested in.... (I could not listen any further)". Let me translate that for you non hipsters... "I know a guy who is wasting the trust fund his grandfather left him by riding a beat up bike around while wearing a monocle and getting tattooed in every state Route 66 runs though. He occasionally lets me sleep on his couch."

Yeah, I am old and I need to consider the fact that old people have had problems understanding young people forever. But judging them becomes much easier when the clothes you wear are the cloths we threw away, the music you listen to is the music we listened o until something better came along. It is pretty easy for me to understand Supertramp

You miserable, pathetic losers have lost track of whether you are trying to be ironic or not. You are cannon fodder. I hope your kids put you in a home.
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Prehaps it is time....take your old records and hop on the bus to the nearest rest home,you old fart!
 
Dr.Pecker

Dr.Pecker

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I just watched like 20 videos of hipsters getting their asses kicked. They're such whiny pussies.
Carolina Dream'n said:
What the heck is a hipster?
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A hipster is that guy with tight pants, chain wallet, flip flops,thick dark rimmed glasses, beenie hat with a little poof of bleached hair sticking out, button up shirt with a pocket, sometimes they come with scarves and earbuds. They always wine about shit and think you really give a crap about their opinions.
 
abe supercro

abe supercro

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Folks in my region are hippiesters, very much so.
Isn't our friend @chewberto 28.5% hipster, or was that @ClaytonBigsby? At least those guys, one way or another, keep up with the varied sociological groups. Clayton's wife still insists on satellite cable television, so they in know

moberto, is this true? about the 80's rock and roll music band, supertrumps' notoriety? why so legend? and how about that abba froufrou? beloved hipsters parents werked too much, ass boomers.CB, what's happening with em all these days? who cares, not the hillbillies. What's it guntake to get this bus rolling by halloween?
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Take the long way home....[/QUOTE
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Unclebaldrick

Unclebaldrick

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abe supercro said:
Folks in my region are hippiesters, very much so.
Isn't our friend @chewberto 28.5% hipster, or was that @ClaytonBigsby? At least those guys, one way or another, keep up with the varied sociological groups. Clayton's wife still insists on satellite cable television, so they in know

moberto, is this true? about the 80's rock and roll music band, supertrumps' notoriety? why so legend? and how about that abba froufrou? beloved hipsters parents werked too much, ass boomers.CB, what's happening with em all these days? who cares, not the hillbillies. What's it guntake to get this bus rolling by halloween?
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I have had the pleasure of meeting them both. They are not hipsters.
 
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