Michael Huntherz
Well-Known Member
In the late summer, in a spare bedroom of a house in a place that never existed, a boy planted a seed.
He had planted many seeds before, of all shapes, sizes, colors and textures. Some fresh, some ancient, some were tiny and some were fat and striped like cryptic little tigers. All the seeds he had planted before popped on the second or third day and broke ground by the fourth, though the boy was a peasant and used Jiffy peat pellets to germ. Never had his seeds failed to pop, verily this one did too.
This bean was not like the others, for when she stood up her cotyledons were brown, and looked like the two halves of a wee lentil. Alas, her cotyledons never turned green; She was not meant for this world, and fell over brown, slimy, and dead five days later.
That night the boy planted a sister to the doomed maiden, in frustration, because these were the most expensive beans the motherfucker had bought, and only two were purchased! CBD Medi Haze, they called it, and the seeds were puny and pale. Again, with a fresh peat pellet he soaked and squeezed, he tried to germ another stanky feminized princess.
Days passed, days turned into weeks, until late in the third week, having watered and hoped and watched and waited, the boy dug into the peat pellet to discard the failed bean. "Lo, what is this," he gasped, "verily doth a taproot extend from this delicate bean!" and quickly his fingers scrambled to cover the newborn daughter of dank.
The next morning;
And with the approval of Pink Elephant the Watering Can they cloned happily ever after (if it's a badass pheno).
The End.
He had planted many seeds before, of all shapes, sizes, colors and textures. Some fresh, some ancient, some were tiny and some were fat and striped like cryptic little tigers. All the seeds he had planted before popped on the second or third day and broke ground by the fourth, though the boy was a peasant and used Jiffy peat pellets to germ. Never had his seeds failed to pop, verily this one did too.
This bean was not like the others, for when she stood up her cotyledons were brown, and looked like the two halves of a wee lentil. Alas, her cotyledons never turned green; She was not meant for this world, and fell over brown, slimy, and dead five days later.
That night the boy planted a sister to the doomed maiden, in frustration, because these were the most expensive beans the motherfucker had bought, and only two were purchased! CBD Medi Haze, they called it, and the seeds were puny and pale. Again, with a fresh peat pellet he soaked and squeezed, he tried to germ another stanky feminized princess.
Days passed, days turned into weeks, until late in the third week, having watered and hoped and watched and waited, the boy dug into the peat pellet to discard the failed bean. "Lo, what is this," he gasped, "verily doth a taproot extend from this delicate bean!" and quickly his fingers scrambled to cover the newborn daughter of dank.
The next morning;
And with the approval of Pink Elephant the Watering Can they cloned happily ever after (if it's a badass pheno).
The End.
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