Worst break up on RIU - MORPHEUS

[Yessica...]

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[Yessica...]

Sorry, I got a little distracted with someone doing the repeater…

http://www.videodetective.com/movies/super-troopers-scene-additional-scenes/450100

 

[Yessica...]

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Now were those ones I posted, or ones I just sent to you?

I know you don’t care, you’ll share anything. I’m just curious…

I just want you to know that I am loyal to all my friends...I've just been a huge bitch lately and you totally don't deserve it.

 

[Yessica...]

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THIS one I like. You have a file or something?

Wow, and here I thought you hated me. You must REALLY like me. I’m blushing…

 

[Yessica...]

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lol why are you so amazing to me for? I don't even deserve it! I just want you to know that I am loyal to all my friends...I've just been a huge bitch lately and you totally don't deserve it. you are like, a beacon of positivity, and I just wanna hug you...

 

[Yessica...]

Good morning.

Would you mind
stepping down from there with
your license and registration?

- Sure. I was just--
- Good morning.

Would you mind
stepping down from there with
your license and registration?

- Yeah. No problem.
- Excuse me one second.
[ Chuckles ] No.

Excuse me one second.
[ Chuckles ] No.

Did, uh, I do something
wrong, officers...

because I know
I wasn't speeding.

- Why didn't you weigh in?
- Yeah, why didn't you weigh in?

Did I miss that weigh station?

They got me runnin'
so many miles...

I just must have
dazed out and well--

I'll pull into the next one
and get weighed, okay?

[ Both ] What are you
pulling back there?

Well, uh,
mostly just soap, I think.

[ Both ]
Why don't we take a look?

Listen, Officers, I'm on a really
tight schedule. I really need to--

Let's go, Mr. Galikanokus.

Well, you heard him.
Let's go, Mr...

Mr. Galonukum.

Hop on up.

Okay-silly-dilly-dokey-o.
I'm an idiot.

Yeah, that’s true.

Sorry about the light there.

I have a flashlight in the cab.

- Hey! Mr. Galikanokus!
- Whoa!

-[ Pounding On Door ]
- Mr. Galikanokus!

- We should have seen that comin'.
- We should have seen that comin'.

- It is time to stop now, Mac.
- It is...

time to stop now, Mac?

[ Mac ] And that was
the second time I got crabs.

- Awesome.
- Afternoon.

- Hey.
- Hey.

[ Sighs ]

- It stinks like sex in here.
- [ Chuckles ]

What happened?

We got a little distracted by
somebody doin' the "Repeater."

- Huh. That'll happen.
- [ All ] That will happen.

 

[sunni]

wow not even open for a day before the shitstorm


back to being closed.

 

[Yessica...]

Much obliged...

Looks like I was talking to myself again....must have all been a dream...

 

[Yessica...]

 

[Dr.Pecker]

 

[Yessica...]

hahahaha

amazing!

 

[Dr.Pecker]

 

[abe supercro]

 

[Yessica...]

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I didn’t like the bastardized epic rap battle between Mr King and McDonald…

So THIS one:

 

[Blue Wizard]

 

[Yessica...]

bahahahaha too weird!! That’s great!

 

[Downtowntillman]

 

[Hookabelly]

what is this thread even about? I forgot

 

[Yessica...]

what is this thread even about? I forgot

Precisely

 

[Dr.Pecker]

You guys are a bunch of weirdos.

what is this thread even about? I forgot

I think it was about your tits and how you were going to show us. Do you remember now?