Can I Pass This Drug Test??

Okay I am up for a new job at my work, it's only between like 2-3 people so I think I have pretty decent shot. Anyway, interviews wil be mid-next week, then someone should be hired the following week. Of course whoever is hired will have to take a piss test. I smoked daily (1-2 bowls) for a little over a year. I haven't smoked for two weeks and looking at about AT LEAST another week, if not longer (maybe 10 days) before I would have to take the test. Do I have a pretty decent shot at passing? I exercise regularly and drink anywhere from 20 to maybe 50 oz of water daily. I'm 6'0 270 btw.

THANKS MOFOS!!!!
 

Singlemalt

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You need to be drinking a fuckton more water. THC is stored in body fat; and can be diluted by max hydration. Max is right, you are fat, so it will be more difficult to dilute
 

tyler.durden

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Uh-oh. Sunni's gonna come in here and FUCK you fat shamers UP! But yeah, no way you'll pass, bro. Better learn how to grow weed. That's what happened to us...
 

justugh

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Okay I am up for a new job at my work, it's only between like 2-3 people so I think I have pretty decent shot. Anyway, interviews wil be mid-next week, then someone should be hired the following week. Of course whoever is hired will have to take a piss test. I smoked daily (1-2 bowls) for a little over a year. I haven't smoked for two weeks and looking at about AT LEAST another week, if not longer (maybe 10 days) before I would have to take the test. Do I have a pretty decent shot at passing? I exercise regularly and drink anywhere from 20 to maybe 50 oz of water daily. I'm 6'0 270 btw.

THANKS MOFOS!!!!
no over a year daily use 21 days is not enough time u will still have traces in the system up too 120 days 90 days if modify diet

your best bet is
http://www.thewhizzinator.com/
pass the test get it over with

your next choice is the test itself......ask if it is looking for THC9 or Cannabinoids.........odds are they are looking for the cannabinoids as it is cheaper test ( u tell them u use herbal CBDs from cibdex for the last few months your system is drenched in legal ones) so they are going to get a positive on it ( to confirm it is THC they look for THC9 in piss a lab actually has to do this not a dip strip) .........this can get u off as most times they do not want to spend the money for the real test ......but it buys u time
 

fandango

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No worries...the smoke shops sell clean piss bags now a days...25 bucks....in your case buy a 6 pack
 
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