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mr sunshine

mr sunshine

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Flaming Pie said:
No, I'm trying to tell you your puss game sucks hard.
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My neck ends up hurting because I have to twist it sideways when I'm rimming that asshole...to be honest though I usually make her orgasm with my little dick.


Omg,I suck don't I?



Thank's for making me doubt my skill abilities.. Does your man suck on your toes when your about to nut? Does your dude like to eat your sweaty pussy...I like when it ferments all day, It's way more potent.


who doesn't like that Og Kush pussy?
 
Flaming Pie

Flaming Pie

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mr sunshine said:
My neck ends up hurting because I have to twist it sideways when I'm rimming that asshole...to be honest though I usually make her orgasm with my little dick.


Omg,I suck don't I?



Thank's for making me doubt my skill abilities.. Does your man suck on your toes when your about to nut? Does your dude like to eat your sweaty pussy...I like when it ferments all day, It's way more potent.


who doesn't like that Og Kush pussy?
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Ewwww. You lost me at rimming.

You can't pay proper attention to a pussy with your mouth sideways on the taint.

Plus that is really unhygienic.

Thanks for the yeast infection, asshole!
 
S

so.nice

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Flaming Pie said:
Ewwww. You lost me at rimming.

You can't pay proper attention to a pussy with your mouth sideways on the taint.

Plus that is really unhygienic.

Thanks for the yeast infection, asshole!
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When you watch so much porn and you're flipping through 30+ different sex scenes in one session and jerkin off so much that you've become desensitized to dopamine and the typical stuff doesn't stimulate you anymore you need something a little more hardcore to get off..
 
mr sunshine

mr sunshine

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Flaming Pie said:
Ewwww. You lost me at rimming.

You can't pay proper attention to a pussy with your mouth sideways on the taint.

Plus that is really unhygienic.

Thanks for the yeast infection, asshole!
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I'm really a pathetic looser that lies about having sex so you guys can think I'm cool and so forth or what not or what have you. Looks like it backfired this time.
 
Balzac89

Balzac89

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Flaming Pie said:
Ewwww. You lost me at rimming.

You can't pay proper attention to a pussy with your mouth sideways on the taint.

Plus that is really unhygienic.

Thanks for the yeast infection, asshole!
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Wait a minute I always thought ass to mouth was the worst. You can't go ass to puss either?

I have always had an aversion to going down on a chick, but if I'm having a good time I wouldn't think twice about doing some tongue work,
 
Flaming Pie

Flaming Pie

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Balzac89 said:
Wait a minute I always thought ass to mouth was the worst. You can't go ass to puss either?

I have always had an aversion to going down on a chick, but if I'm having a good time I wouldn't think twice about doing some tongue work,
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Poo particles + hoohah = a bad time
 
Flaming Pie

Flaming Pie

Well-Known Member
Balzac89 said:
Wait a minute I always thought ass to mouth was the worst. You can't go ass to puss either?

I have always had an aversion to going down on a chick, but if I'm having a good time I wouldn't think twice about doing some tongue work,
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When you can make someone orgasm in 10 seconds it becomes very fun.
 
Balzac89

Balzac89

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Got all my blueberry bushes planted and even worked in some light stone work.

I read about an ancient farming method somewhere that involved using light colored stone to line around the base of plants.

The stones cool at night and condense water from the air. Then during the day the moisture is trapped under the stones conserving water. The light color of the stones prevents them from heating during the day.
 
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