Hahaha.
Wow I would be flabbergasted if someone said that to me.
Usually just people pretend they don't hear you say hello or give you a bitch face. Most are happy to shoot the shit, in my experience.
Meh, I'm still gonna say hi to strangers.
Don't disreagard bitch face. At first glance may look like ill intent, but I suffer from RBF. (resting bitch face) and when my face is in its normal, relaxed position I look mad. I'm not though.
How about: ( and this woman actually did this right next to me in a bar)
Twit: "This guy keeps buying me drinks… I wonder if he thinks it will get him laid?"
Me: probably. "You should buy him a round."
Twit (turns to twat in one sentence): "Why would I do that? He's so shitfaced he doesn't even realize how much booze he's buying for me AND my friends.."
Me: "I would slap you, but I don't want to get slut on my hand."