Twit or Twat?

[sunni]

Word. When I was single I didn't let anyone (men or women) buy me a drink unless I could buy the next. A LOT of women bought me drinks LOL I have woman ju ju.

when im with my friends back home, we go to a pub and we have this one friend , hes awesome he always buys shot rounds for the table , i usually buy a pitcher and grab enough glasses for everyone
and than someone else will do the same and so on and so forth

it actually makes the night cheaper, because each person only spends like 20-30$ but gets to drink quite a bit

but thats friends not random people.
i actually dont miss drinking at all, im quite surprised to be honest.. i will however have some non-alcoholic (kids lol) "champagne" on new years

 

[Flaming Pie]

Last asshole stranger that tried to talk to me was an older lady.. She was like "hello". I turned to her and said"look bitch, I don't know you . mind your own fucken business"..she gave me an ugly look. I think she was a racist.

You should do stand up. You're fucking hilarious.

 

[whitebb2727]

I always look someone in the eye.

I open doors for people. I help people carrying stuff.

I talk to strangers. I talk to old people on the benches at Walmart. If I see someone wearing a veterans hat I shake their hand.

You wouldn't believe at the opportunities that come up from talking to strangers.

Speaking of which, did you know it is now advised not to teach your kids to not talk to strangers. They won't ask for help because everyone is a stranger.

 

[ebgood]

I have woman ju ju.

heeyy so do i

 

[whitebb2727]

I always look someone in the eye.

I open doors for people. I help people carrying stuff.

I talk to strangers. I talk to ole people on the benches at Walmart. If I see someone wearing a veterans hat k shake their hand.

You wouldn't believe at the opportunities that come up from talking to strangers.

Speaking of which, did you know it is now advised not to teach your kids to not talk to strangers. They won't ask for help because everyone is a stranger.

 

[ebgood]

You should do stand up. You're fucking hilarious.

i agree. he's made me crack up a few times

 

[Yessica...]

Don't disreagard bitch face. At first glance may look like ill intent, but I suffer from RBF. (resting bitch face) and when my face is in its normal, relaxed position I look mad. I'm not though.

How about: ( and this woman actually did this right next to me in a bar)

Twit: "This guy keeps buying me drinks… I wonder if he thinks it will get him laid?"
Me: probably. "You should buy him a round."
Twit (turns to twat in one sentence): "Why would I do that? He's so shitfaced he doesn't even realize how much booze he's buying for me AND my friends.."
Me: "I would slap you, but I don't want to get slut on my hand."

bahahahahaha -nice.

I feel like can tell the difference between resting bitch face and trying to be a bitch.

If someone asks you a question or looks at you and smiles - you probably would acknowledge that gesture and not return the favour with bitch face, you'd snap out of the trance.

I would assume. I've never asked a sufferer how they cope with the trials and tribulations associated with RBF Syndrome.

 

[sunni]

bahahahahaha -nice.

I feel like can tell the difference between resting bitch face and trying to be a bitch.

If someone asks you a question or looks at you and smiles - you probably would acknowledge that gesture and not return the favour with bitch face, you'd snap out of the trance.

I would assume. I've never asked a sufferer how they cope with the trials and tribulations associated with RBF Syndrome.

people just think youre a stuck up bitch.
in highschool people would constantly ask me if i was okay, or if i was mad, or upset about something it was seriously annoying, but now older people dont ask they just assume youre a fucking cunt.

i often get told "wow, before i really knew you, i didnt think you would be this nice of a person, you kinda made me never wanna get to know you cause you looked so bitchy all the time"

 

[Yessica...]

people just think youre a stuck up bitch.
in highschool people would constantly ask me if i was okay, or if i was mad, or upset about something it was seriously annoying, but now older people dont ask they just assume youre a fucking cunt.

i often get told "wow, before i really knew you, i didnt think you would be this nice of a person, you kinda made me never wanna get to know you cause you looked so bitchy all the time"

I never would have guessed. I've only seen your face smiling...

Does chewing gum help? Sucking on a sucker? Lollipop?

You and Hookah should test this and see if it helps RBF. Pics please...

(winking emoticon)

 

[curious2garden]

(@tyler.durden I liked your thread and the way you think)

Ok guys so here's my spin on it: (since I don't know if I can use the 'C' word)

Girls behaving badly, when does it go from annoying to just a total bitch?

Example:

Twit: saying "no thanks" when asked to dance while standing practically on the dance floor looking available, (bobbing to the music, basically dancing)

Twat: saying "no thanks" to you then dances with everyone else.


What do women do that you take in stride and chalk up as twit behavior and what constitutes a total twat?

Good one! Twit/twat who needs that game, huh? I think twits are unable to control the twat so twats tend to crons. Wow that made zero sense, ha ha ha

 

[abe supercro]

 

[Aeroknow]

Better then liberal hey friend

Don't you live in the bible belt anzo?

 

[Yessica...]

Did anyone test the lollipop theory yet?



Doesn't look bitchy at all.

Or better yet...

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

Is she passably cute? I've turned a few of them religious gals. Just FYI for the future

Reminds me of a funny.
I was friends with this 25 y/o commercial fisherman in the 70's & he asked me to drive him to the airport cause he was looking to buy a 60' shrimping boat (he already had a couple). We get to the airport & he hands me a 1/4 oz or so of blow - "here dude, have some fun on me".
On the way out of the terminal some Hari Chrishnes (sp?) hit me up to buy a book or flowers or some shit. The chick with them is however very hot & we ended up in the parking lot . . .

Wait - is this the Penthouse forum?

 

[6ohMax]

I'm always down for a wrastle...

I'm just saying I like it when strangers talk to me. Obviously not everyone does.

No big deal.

I'd touch bases with ya

 

[Desr]

and i always help people at every chance i can..carrying something, holding doors..just saying hello..getting kids balls as they roll down the road.lol so junior doesnt have to go in the street

 

[Tkm953]

People are just outright scared of people these days.I am almost always, nice to people.If you say Hi,or start a conversation,I will be happy to chat.Humans are fascinating with great story's,if you take time to listen.