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Singlemalt

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curious2garden said:
I am actually considering negotiating my stairs for a beer. Please call 911 for me if I don't resurface in 30 minutes or so, I rolled down the stairs. Yeah, beer, definately!
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That's exactly why ya gottta get into fine Scotch. Have a bottle next to the bed. of course you know how innuendo laded this post is
 
curious2garden

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GreatwhiteNorth said:
Actually not keeping with the current thought process.

MRS GWN forgot to take a couple of pills this am & asked me to bring them to the airport (she works there) & so of course I did.
Got back into the truck after the pharmaceutical drug deal :wink: & I notice a brown bear in the parking lot checking out the rental cars.
A medium sized dude - around the 8' mark & he takes off at a slow gallop down the road & soon makes a hard left into a new chain link fence. Now mind you they are used to just running through willows & alder bushes. Damn bear runs face first into this fence just destroying it while the recoil sits him on his butt.
He had the funniest look on his face (while the fence continued to fall down around him). I wish I had a camera running cause he had the most confused look on his face before he continued his dash for freedom.

I don't think I'd see that shit in St. Louis or Miami so I think I'll just hang here for a while.
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OMG I'd have died laughing.

Seriously didn't you promise to buy me off with a Bullwinkle roast? (even a small one)? I am so crushed I had to have a consolation dinner of beer/lobster/shrimp ha ha
 
Singlemalt

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GreatwhiteNorth said:
Actually not keeping with the current thought process.

MRS GWN forgot to take a couple of pills this am & asked me to bring them to the airport (she works there) & so of course I did.
Got back into the truck after the pharmaceutical drug deal :wink: & I notice a brown bear in the parking lot checking out the rental cars.
A medium sized dude - around the 8' mark & he takes off at a slow gallop down the road & soon makes a hard left into a new chain link fence. Now mind you they are used to just running through willows & alder bushes. Damn bear runs face first into this fence just destroying it while the recoil sits him on his butt.
He had the funniest look on his face (while the fence continued to fall down around him). I wish I had a camera running cause he had the most confused look on his face before he continued his dash for freedom.

I don't think I'd see that shit in St. Louis or Miami so I think I'll just hang here for a while.
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++ rep
Had a similar in context experience
 
curious2garden

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Singlemalt said:
That's exactly why ya gottta get into fine Scotch. Have a bottle next to the bed. of course you know how innuendo laded this post is
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I'm in it for the scotch, wait how the fuck do you spell that again? This is so amazing cannabis ameliorates the hang over effect. Prior to cannabis I couldn't drink at all because of the mildly unpleasant side effects (trying to flush one's head down the toilet or garbage disposal your face -- ware ware tequila), rendered me incapable of this blissful state.

What was the topic?
 
GreatwhiteNorth

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curious2garden said:
OMG I'd have died laughing.

Seriously didn't you promise to buy me off with a Bullwinkle roast? (even a small one)? I am so crushed I had to have a consolation dinner of beer/lobster/shrimp ha ha
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PM me a good adde & I'll ship you a chunk along with some ground moose.
I don't add anything to the ground meat, just moose meat & moose fat. It's fantastic.
No strings girlie - I just like ya.

Funny you mention lobster - I dashed to the grocery store Sunday am & ended up making garlic/butter broiled lobster tail w/ mimosa's.

A "too remember" brunch.
 
Singlemalt

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curious2garden said:
I'm in it for the scotch, wait how the fuck do you spell that again? This is so amazing cannabis ameliorates the hang over effect. Prior to cannabis I couldn't drink at all because of the mildly unpleasant side effects (trying to flush one's head down the toilet or garbage disposal your face -- ware ware tequila), rendered me incapable of this blissful state.

What was the topic?
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GreatwhiteNorth

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Singlemalt said:
^^^^^Jesus you fucking proles and cretins. Not even a note that the fucking great Al Green has passed by. DAfug! The late great AL GREEN
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I believe you are being played my friend.

News of singer Al Green’s death spread quickly earlier this week causing concern among fans across the world. However the September 2015 report has now been confirmed as a complete hoax and just the latest in a string of fake celebrity death reports. Thankfully, the singer best known for his hit song Let's Stay Together is alive and well.
http://en.mediamass.net/people/al-green/deathhoax.html
 
Singlemalt

Singlemalt

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GreatwhiteNorth said:
I believe you are being played my friend.

News of singer Al Green’s death spread quickly earlier this week causing concern among fans across the world. However the September 2015 report has now been confirmed as a complete hoax and just the latest in a string of fake celebrity death reports. Thankfully, the singer best known for his hit song Let's Stay Together is alive and well.
http://en.mediamass.net/people/al-green/deathhoax.html
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No my loved friend....he died when he became bornagain and he renounced his genius. Yeah, he is alive, but he renounced
 
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