Random Jibber Jabber Thread

Balzac89

Undercover Mod
I absolutely hate being invited to weddings. Forget the premise that ultimately you're more likely to be divorced than stay together.

I'm not gonna waste my time and money on your commitment
 

Flaming Pie

Well-Known Member
I absolutely hate being invited to weddings. Forget the premise that ultimately you're more likely to be divorced than stay together.

I'm not gonna waste my time and money on your commitment
Maybe include a note.

If you divorce, I want my toaster back.

Haha

I like weddings. They remind me of how lucky I am to be with someone who makes me happy 80% of the time,
 

Ciaran Walsh

New Member
2 Kids from south jersey walk into a deli in new york city.
They grab some drinks and order 2 hoagies.
The man behind the counter looks puzzled then says "You want what?"
"2 ham and cheese hoagies ya goof" they say.
"Hit em with broom Sal" the man hollered.
A man swiftly comes around the register, smacks them both over the back and bounces them out of the deli.
"Thats what you get for ordering Hoagies instead of heros." Sal yells as the door shut.
 
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