dirtyho1968
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love that pic,
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Blue Wizard
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squarepush3r
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dannyboy602
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dannyboy602
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Corpus Christi couple were treated for minor injuries at the Doctors Center on Saratoga after their Smart Car hit a squirrel on Chapman Ranch Road.
tyler.durden
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Good. It's simply Natural Selection at work. I sometimes suggest that we should keep a few manholes uncovered on sidewalks to help speed the process along...selfies have killed more people than sharks this year.
nomoresnow
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If they did that and left a roll of toilet paper next to it THAT would be awesome.
dannyboy602
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herbose
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Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on a park bench one morning. The 87-year-old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath.
The 80-year-old was amazed at the guy's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy.
The 87-year-old said, "Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies."
So, on the way home the 80-year-old stopped at the bakery. As he was looking around, the saleslady asked if he needed any help.
He said, "Do you have any rye bread?"
She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?"
He said, "I want five loaves."
She said, "My goodness, five loaves! By the time you get to the 3rd loaf, it'll be hard."
The old man says to himself, "I can't believe everybody knows about this shit but me."
The 80-year-old was amazed at the guy's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy.
The 87-year-old said, "Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies."
So, on the way home the 80-year-old stopped at the bakery. As he was looking around, the saleslady asked if he needed any help.
He said, "Do you have any rye bread?"
She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?"
He said, "I want five loaves."
She said, "My goodness, five loaves! By the time you get to the 3rd loaf, it'll be hard."
The old man says to himself, "I can't believe everybody knows about this shit but me."
