Some ass hat stole my squirt gun

[charface]

I had been saving my semen in it to get my wife super pregnant.
I just pray no one uses it in a crime. Dna out the wazoo.

 

[Indacouch]

I had been saving my semen in it to get my wife super pregnant.
I just pray no one uses it in a crime. Dna out the wazoo.

Sorry I didn't realize what was in it until I shot the neighbor kid il return it to you first thing tomorrow morning Lol

 

[Alienwidow]

I had been saving my semen in it to get my wife super pregnant.
I just pray no one uses it in a crime. Dna out the wazoo.

Well if your wife wasnt such a semen junkie then i bet youd still have it. Oh and btw, i watched all 9 episodes of charfacials and wicked spooge spunk gun, and i have to say, even clayton bigsby would be intimidated by that fire hose.
Answer me this, do you take large load pills and viagra? Because everyone on riu says that bloom boosters are frowned upon.

 

[charface]

Well if your wife wasnt such a semen junkie then i bet youd still have it. Oh and btw, i watched all 9 episodes of charfacials and wicked spooge spunk gun, and i have to say, even clayton bigsby would be intimidated by that fire hose.
Answer me this, do you take large load pills and viagra? Because everyone on riu says that bloom boosters are frowned upon.

I actually inject dog sperm into my wiener hole turkey baster style, or any sperm really.
I know its cheating but it looks great in high def.
Careful not to force it in my bladder of course cause that would be weird. .

 

[6ohMax]

You did it all wrong

 

[Commander Strax]

 

[Gary Goodson]

Beatrice was cool, she gave 0 fucks... look at her, she's all like "what bitch? I didn't make the rules"

Yea, unfriend that hoe Beatrice!